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QuoteMaster Minecraft SMP

#Sayings, author quotes, famous quotes, favorite quotes, iconic quotes, impactful quotes, influential figures, inspiration, life quotes, literary quotes, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational quotes, philosophy, quotations, QuoteMaster, quotes, role models, smp, thought leaders, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every night! And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! I know, right?! Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on the server and he gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most wacky Minecraft community ever! Let’s goooooo!

NoFriendzAllowed

BETRAYAL, controlling behavior, deal breaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, friendship, gossiping, INCONSISTENCY, Jealousy, lack of boundaries, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of loyalty, lack of support, lack of trust, Manipulation, Negativity, NoFriendzAllowed, Selfishness, toxic behavior, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of friends who don’t share their diamonds with you in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find loyal companions who will always give you their best loot, no questions asked. Join us and never worry about selfish friends again! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will always have your back in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and start building friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword).

CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	2493	Enchantments Applied:	253
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Animals Bred:	163	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3150
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4594
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN