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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 296 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 9977 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.