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CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

abroad, authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, CommieCraft, communism, control, Dictatorship, education, global affairs, Government, ideological training, international relations, isolationism, North Korea, outside influence, Overseas, policy, political indoctrination, Propaganda, ReEducation, RETURN, return home, Students

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Falling into the Void:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

cream, Discord, Ice, meets, Minecraft, Prosper, served, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

blocky, fanskroni, Fauna, gfe, gfe content, goes hard, love, Minecraft, never anti, Server, Story, take note

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

adult content, adventurous, confession explicit, dinger, DingerInPlopPipe, experience sexual encounter, Forbidden, hidden, INTIMATE, lady, lustful, memorable passionate, Minecraft, Personal, plop pipe, private moment, RISQUE, secret, smp, taboo

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	817205	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	116

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, catchy, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, IntroSkipper, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, never skip, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, smp, television, theme song, title sequence, tv show

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2885
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

anger, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, Pain, relationship trauma, Resentment, self love, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchantments Applied:	72	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

Abi, autist, cartoony game trends, cartoony graphics, DEPRESSING, game trends, grey, hate, military simulation., Minecraft, rainbow graphics, Realistic, realistic graphics, RealisticCraft, Server, Shooter, Survival, Tarkov, Timmy, Ukraine, video games, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Potions Brewed:	161	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP

FilterFrenzy, FILTERS, firsties, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

NoBoastZoneMC

achievement, aita, bragging, Communication, concern, family, Fever, misunderstanding, NoBoastZoneMC, parents, praise, Preparation, relationship, Results, School exams, stress, success, Support, Top University, university entrance exam, validation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

Are you tired of being underestimated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! Just like this player who didn’t study for their school exams, but still aced their university entrance exam with a whopping 98%!

On our server, you can prove all the haters wrong and become the ultimate Minecraft master, even if you didn’t study for it. So come on, join us and show the world what you’re made of! Who needs good grades when you have mad Minecraft skills, am I right?

HungryHeroCraft

caloric needs, dietary requirements, eating fast, energy intake, fast metabolism, food consumption, high calorie intake, Hunger, HungryHeroCraft, maintaining energy levels, metabolism, nutrition, super appetite, super speed, super strength, superhero diet, superhero lifestyle, superhero metabolism, Superheroes, superhuman abilities, Superpowers

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Star Shards Collected:	83
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so, like, imagine you’re a superhero, right? but you can’t even eat fast enough to keep up with all the crime-fighting you’re doing. that’s where our server comes in, bro. we got food that makes you eat super fast, like you’re a freakin’ vacuum cleaner. you’ll be able to save the world and still have time for a snack.

plus, we got this crazy story about a group of pandas who learned how to fly by eating enchanted bamboo. now they’re soaring through the skies, dropping gifts for players to find. you could be the lucky one to snag a flying panda mount and zoom around the server like a boss.

not to mention, we have a secret underground city where the villagers have developed a taste for adventure. they’ll challenge you to crazy tasks and reward you with rare items. it’s like a whole new world beneath the surface, waiting to be explored.

so come join us on the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre server out there. who needs regular old superheroes when you can have flying pandas and underground villagers? let’s get weird, my dudes.