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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2948 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Join our server and become a Minecraft legend by participating in epic battles against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming dragons to do your bidding. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive prizes.
And if you’re wondering what makes a woman “good in bed” on our server, it’s simple – she has to be able to build the best bedrock castle in under 10 minutes while fending off a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!