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WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Emeralds Found:	5796
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2718
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

favorite genre, favorite genre of music, favorite music, Favorite music genre, favorite style of music, favorite type of music, genre of music, MineTunez, music choice, music favorites, music genre, music genre choice, music genre preference, music preference, music selection, music taste, musical genre, preferred genre, preferred music genre, top genre, top music genre

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Attempt, awkward, cringe, CringeCraft, DURATION, Experience, funny, humor, Interaction, interview, JD Vance, Job, meme, Minecraft, reaction, relatable, Server, social media, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video, viral, Working

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	146	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you through the wonders of our server. Legend has it that our server was built on a giant diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. Don’t worry, they promise not to explode… most of the time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SMP SlimeyPatGoneAgain – Minecraft SMP

ANNOYED, bullshit, Cole, Drama, Entertainment, fake promises, frustrated audience, full time player, good riddance, LEAVING, Minecraft, nobody cares., PROMISING.., Raw, slimey pat, SlimeyPatGoneAgain, smp, Storyline, unreliable player, Watching, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	7310
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us as we witness Slimey Pat’s dramatic exits and Cole’s epic eye rolls. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and maybe even start watching raw again!

Dad’s Loot Mine

Brazilian law, Dads, ENTITLEMENT, estranged father, family conflict, family drama, family relationships, father’s apartment, father’s assets, father’s death, father’s estate, father’s inheritance, father’s legacy, father’s property, father’s relatives, father’s side of the family, father’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, legal rights, Loot

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Farms Harvested:	120
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of claiming your rightful inheritance! Just like the player in this story who inherited a big apartment by the beach, you too can become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about building from scratch, why not inherit a pre-built mansion and make it your own? And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover long-lost family members who will try to sabotage your success – just like the aunt in this story who tried to stir up drama.

Join now and embark on a journey filled with drama, intrigue, and the ultimate quest for power! Who needs child support when you can have a Minecraft empire instead? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim what’s rightfully yours – join our server today!

LukoilLolsCraft

Brussels, budapest, crude, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic pressure, ENERGY MARKET, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hungary, international relations, kyiv, Lukoil, LukoilLolsCraft, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Politics, sanctions, sanctions dispute, Slovakia

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den Kyiv and Budapest combined! Our server be like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers!

We got Lukoil trying to sell cheap crude to Budapest, but they be like “nah fam, we ain’t divesting from Moscow!” And then Slovakia be like “yo Brussels, help us out here!” But Brussels be too busy building their own epic castle in Minecraft.

Join our server for all the juicy gossip and drama, plus you can build your own crazy creations and battle creepers like a boss. Trust me, you won’t find a server more lit than this one!

KrakenCraft: Unleash the Fun!

catchphrase, clash of the titans, cultural impact, famous movie lines, famous quotes, Fun, greek mythology, household phrase, iconic lines, iconic phrases, Internet meme, KrakenCraft, long tail tags, memorable quotes, movie quote, movie references, pop culture, pop culture references, Release The Kraken, trending phrase, Unleash, viral sensation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Enchantments Applied:	64	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS EPIC SERVER THAT’S SO AWESOME, EVEN HEROBRINE WANTS TO JOIN!

SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!

SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anyátok, BlockyBanter, kurva, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have enough excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “kurva anyátok” gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and generally cause chaos for everyone else. Don’t worry though, they’re all bark and no bite…mostly.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you there, if you dare!

Virginity Expiry Date – Minecraft SMP

adolescence, Coming of Age, date, expiry, first time, growing up, losing virginity, Maturity, Minecraft, puberty, sexual awakening, sexual development, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual maturity, smp, teenage experiences, teenage growth, teenage milestones, teenage sexuality, teenage years, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, young adulthood

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6522	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your friend group? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a 100% success rate of players losing their virginity within the first week of joining! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon can’t resist sliding into your DMs.

Join now and say goodbye to your V-card, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be crafting more than just diamond swords. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to level up in more ways than one!