Pinkman Minecraft Servers

Pinkman Minecraft Servers

  • CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

    CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5211
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 3433
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Crops Grown: 5898
    Runes Activated: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3345
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Crops Grown: 2834 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 315 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 5194
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 135 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9344
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2441
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 954
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 4479
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 363
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5980 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Chimeras Created: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 3225
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Dimension Hops: 11
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 2607
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Villages Defended: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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