Pinecone Craft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CreeperCritic or RacistCreeper?

white guy, CreeperCritic, Assumptions, racist comment, attitude

Are you tired of dealing with creepy dudes in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only creeps you’ll encounter are the ones hiding in the dark caves waiting to jump scare you! Our server is a safe space for all, regardless of age, gender, or nationality.

Join us and experience a world where you can be whoever you want to be, without facing judgment or inappropriate comments. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow gamers who appreciate you for who you are.

And hey, if you’re looking for a German husband to get citizenship, we’ve got plenty of villagers who are ready to trade with you! No need to deal with crusty old white guys here, just friendly players who are here to have a good time. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave the real world creeps behind!

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AnxiousCraft SMP

smp, healthy habits, Therapy, anxiety, mental health

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, I was so anxious before I joined, but now I’m like a pro at building pixelated houses and slaying virtual zombies. It’s like therapy but with creepers and diamonds, you feel me?

So, like, this server is run by this super cool dude who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ carrot! And he’s always throwing these crazy events where we have to battle giant chickens or race pigs across lava lakes. It’s wild, man.

And the community is just amazing, like a big dysfunctional family. We have this one guy who only communicates in meows and another who builds nothing but giant statues of potatoes. It’s a riot, I tell ya.

So, if you wanna escape reality for a bit and just have a blast with some wacky peeps, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’ll get ya when you least expect it!

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CraftyPoliticsMC

American politics, information overload, community engagement, user experience, political saturation

Tired of scrolling through Reddit only to be bombarded with American politics at every turn? Escape the madness and join our Minecraft server where the only political debate is whether to build a castle or a treehouse! Our community is filled with players from all over the world who are too busy mining diamonds and battling creepers to worry about the latest political scandal. So come join us and leave the politics behind – unless you count the heated arguments over who gets the last enchanted golden apple!

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MerzCraft: Nato’s Last Stand

international relations, Diplomacy, Stand, Friedrich Merz, elections

so, like, u know that guy Friedrich Merz? he’s like, gonna be the next big boss in Germany or whatever. and he’s all like, yo, Nato is gonna be dead soon if we don’t do something about it. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save Nato or whatever. we gotta build epic bases and fight off the bad guys to keep Nato alive. plus, like, Friedrich Merz might even pop in and say hi while he’s not busy being all important and stuff. so, like, join now and be a hero for Nato or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

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Shroomy Oasis: Antioxidant Fun

cancer therapy, Vegetarian, Fun, health benefits, Superfood

come join dis epic minecraft server where we have OYSTER MUSHROOMS dat give u SUPERPOWERS like flying and shooting laser beams out ur eyes. dey have bioactive compunds dat make u IMMORTAL and give u SUPER STRENGTH to defeat all ur enemies. plus, dey have antioxidant powers dat make u invincible to all da haters tryna bring u down. join now and become da ultimate warrior in dis crazy world of mushrooms and mayhem!

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SmartieSMP

SmartieSMP, Builder, Survival, Redstone, Events
Welcome to our Survival SMP Server!

We’re excited to invite new players to join our Survival SMP server! Read on for more information.

About the Server

Focus Fun and authentic Minecraft experience

Plugins None, vanilla gameplay

Seasonal Resets Every two months

What You Can Expect
If you’re looking for a laid-back but active SMP community, join us now!

How to Join

Join our Discord server here.

FAQ

Q: Are there any plugins/mods on the server?

A: No, we focus on providing a vanilla Minecraft experience with no additional plugins or mods.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Q: What are the rules regarding PvP and stealing?

A: PvP and stealing are allowed, but the server’s core focus is on survival and community building.
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Enchanted Age Realms 1.20.3

Preferences, Maturity, Stereotypes, 1.20.3, societal norms

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll learn the secret to seducing women in their 30s! We have a special potion that makes you irresistible to older ladies, they won’t be able to resist your blocky charm! Plus, our server is full of 30-something year old players looking for love, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to practice your skills. Don’t miss out on this chance to level up your dating game and conquer the hearts of mature women in Minecraft!

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PupPals SMP: Bad Dog Names

funny dog names, worst dog names, smp, bad dog names, dog

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form. We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn spawns and gives you a high-five. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with creepers instead of clowns.

And don’t even get me started on the dog names in this server. We’ve got Fluffy McFlufferson, Sir Barksalot, and even Princess Poops-a-Lot. It’s like a pet parade gone wrong, but in the best way possible. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, because in this Minecraft world, anything is possible.

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SpaceCraft5 – Lost Astronauts

astronaut safety, last week activities, Space Travel, space exploration, astronaut wellbeing

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the stranded astronauts on the ISS didn’t reply with 5 things they did last week? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s exactly what happens! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos unfold as the astronauts are bombarded with space chickens and flying pigs until they spill the beans on their weekly activities. Will they survive the onslaught or will they be overwhelmed by the sheer absurdity of it all? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!

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Bug Bites & Blockheads

cross-reactivity, entomology, Edible insects, bug, dust mites

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! We got edible insects everywhere, like, you can chow down on some tasty bugs while you build your epic Minecraft creations. But, like, watch out, cuz some of these bugs might give you allergies, like if you’re allergic to crustaceans or dust mites. But, like, who cares about allergies when you’re having so much fun on this server, amirite? So come join us and feast on some bugs while you game like a boss!

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Focus	Fun and authentic Minecraft experience
Plugins	None, vanilla gameplay
Seasonal Resets	Every two months

Pinecone Craft

Welcome to our Survival SMP Server!

About the Server

What You Can Expect

How to Join

FAQ

Q: Are there any plugins/mods on the server?

Q: How often does the server reset?

Q: What are the rules regarding PvP and stealing?