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SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9929	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

2025, Bat, Financial Planning, investing, long term investments, Minecraft, retiré, Retirement, retirement accounts, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement investment options, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement portfolio, retirement savings, retirement strategy, smp, top holdings, Towns, xtz, ZEC

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DimondCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, DimondCraft, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	1181
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

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Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

comfort, Cozy, cozy atmosphere, cozy embrace, cozy feelings, cozy haven, cozy indulgence, cozy moments, cozy retreat, cozy sanctuary, cozy space, cozy vibes, Cunt, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, warmth

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

1960s music, 60s, 60s fashion, Beatles fans, BeatlesMania, british invasion, cultural impact, cute, Cute girls, Edition, female fans, Girl Power, Girls, historical moments, iconic bands, music fandom, music history, Music legends, Nostalgia, pop culture, retro style, rock and roll, smp, teenage girls, vintage fashion

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1339
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	80
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Buildings Constructed:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

Job Interview Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Steamhaven

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1152	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7149	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

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Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

Android, Anime, Characters, countdown, Events, Four more days, Gacha game, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Guns, Ios, Military, Minecraft, mobile game, multiplayer, ONLINE, PIXEL, Princesses, Server, Shooter, strategy, tactical rpg, Updates, waifus

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).