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CraftyCritters – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Star Shards Collected:	79	Potions Brewed:	147
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Farms Harvested:	468	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take our love for Fire Emblem to the next level! Join us for epic battles, strategic gameplay, and a community that’s tighter than Chrom’s pants.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave warrior named Marth joined our server and slayed a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. The dragon dropped a diamond chestplate that gave him +100 defense and +50 charisma. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to the beat of the Fire Emblem theme song. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden villages with quirky villagers, and a PvP arena where you can challenge your friends to a duel to the death (or until someone rage quits).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the Fire Emblem madness begin! Just remember to bring your A-game and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Crafty26 – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever! LOL

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	478	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimension Hops:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where your lack of facial and body hair is not only accepted, but celebrated! Our round-faced players are the life of the party, and you’ll never have to worry about getting ID’d for cold meds because who needs them when you’re having this much fun?

Join us and unleash your inner freeze-up-when-a-girl-talks-to-you self, because on this server, we’re all about embracing our awkwardness and turning it into pure gaming gold. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Church of Minecraft: Where even moms can’t resist the blocky fun! LOL

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Animals Bred:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of scamming churches and non-existent gods! Our server is a safe haven for all those looking to build, explore, and troll their friends with epic pranks. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds – sorry mom, no church donations needed here! So come join us and let’s create our own virtual paradise away from the real world nonsense. Who needs church when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

CarCraft: Where Creeper Insurance is Cheaper Than Car Insurance!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	2203	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where owning a car is as easy as crafting a wooden pickaxe! In our virtual world, the cost of owning a car is so low that even a creeper could afford it. With a minimum wage of 820€, you can snag a road legal car for as little as ~500€ – that’s cheaper than a stack of diamonds!

Imagine cruising through our pixelated landscapes with your very own ride, all for the price of a few emeralds. Monthly expenses? A mere 40€ for insurance if you’re a clean driver, plus some gas and repairs that won’t break the bank. You’ll be zooming past zombies and skeletons in no time, living your best blocky life.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, anyone can afford a car on our server. Even Soviet immigrants living in larger towns can join in on the fun – after all, who wouldn’t want to explore the countryside or visit relatives in style? So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

MineCraftyWhispers: ASMR/VTuber Edition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Votes:	3763	Void Armor Forged:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our ASMR-themed server!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you feel a tingling sensation throughout your body. That’s right, we’ve incorporated ASMR triggers into our gameplay to give you the ultimate relaxation experience while you play.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with binaural audio that will soothe your soul as you explore our custom-built worlds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret ASMR cave where the tingles are off the charts!

So why wait? Join us on our ASMR Minecraft server for a truly unique and relaxing gaming experience. Who knew mining and tingles could go hand in hand?

FurriesCraft: Where FFXIV meets Minecraft for the ultimate furry takeover of WoW

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	952381
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Yoshitpiss and his cultists have unleashed a pack of amazonian muscle mommy lion women! Watch out Worgen, Pandaren, and Tauren – these fierce ladies mean business!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle of the century between these unlikely foes. Will the lion women reign supreme or will the furry creatures fight back with all their might? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon in our world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a lion woman or ride a flying pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafting Chaos: Israeli vs Iranian Consulate Showdown

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israel vs Iran showdown? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even world leaders are keeping an eye on it! Join us for some epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diplomatic incidents. Who needs politics when you have Minecraft? Join now and be part of the action!

MineCrafty Impact – Where Genshin Fans Mine and Craft Together!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like a chaotic mix of the Nether and the End realms on a Friday night!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might fall into a pit of lava at any moment). Our community is as diverse as the mobs in the game, with players from all over the world coming together to create the most insane structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on speed! From treasure hunts to PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond stash guarded by a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens. It’s all possible in our Minecraft world – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but we don’t talk about that).

I drunk too much last night and now I’m hungover in the Minecraft Realm

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9364	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crops Grown:	3106
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the “wage cage” after a wild night of partying? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only hangovers you’ll have to deal with are from falling off a cliff in-game. Trust us, it’s way better than being stuck in the “wage cage” of reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to your real-world hangover woes!

YogaCraft: Bend, Block, Build! Join Naz @ yogababewellness for a zen-tastic Minecraft adventure!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8711
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers do yoga to relax before exploding! Join us at Naz @ yogababewellness for a truly zen gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a llama wearing a top hat and monocle. This llama led them to a secret underground spa where they were pampered with diamond massages and enchanted potion facials. Needless to say, they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the rivers flow with rainbow-colored water. You might even spot a unicorn or two prancing around, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go.

So come join us at Naz @ yogababewellness for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llamas in top hats and rainbow rivers? Let your imagination run wild and your stress melt away as you explore our whimsical world. See you there!