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Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Aging population, demographic crisis, dying country, economic decline, emigrating population, EMIGRATION, ETERNAL, future uncertainty, generational divide, growing population, hopelessness, Kingdoms, lack of youth, middle-aged population, old age, population decline, prosperity, prosperous future, societal contrast, societal decay, youthful country

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Buildings Constructed:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Void Gems Collected:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchantments Applied:	144	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Bruh, forget about that depressing country, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got a virtual world that’s bursting with life and excitement. No old people here, just blocky adventures and endless possibilities! Who needs a dying country when you can have a thriving virtual community? Join us and escape the real world for some epic gaming fun!

HeartCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, career, Communication, congenital heart defect, consent, disagreement, family, FRIENDSHIPS, Frustration, heart surgery, HeartCraft, invasive procedures, medical history, Minecraft, open-heart surgery, parenting, privacy, privacy concerns, public sharing, relationships, Server, social media, teenager

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	2599
Love Letters Sent:	20	Villages Defended:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy more than your nosy neighbor values gossip! Join us if you’re tired of oversharing on social media and want to keep your personal information safe from prying eyes.

Just like Pat’s heart surgery, our server is a heart-pounding adventure filled with twists and turns. Who needs drama on social media when you can have drama in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of excitement and fun!

We promise not to share your medical history without your consent, because let’s face it, no one wants their future relationships, friendships, or career impacted by a careless post. So come on over and build, mine, and survive with us on the most private Minecraft server in existence!

CancerCraft: LockedOutLolz

Cancer, Cancer surgery, CancerCraft, criminal record, emotional manipulation, Eviction, financial promises, financial struggles, guilt trip, hospital visit, Kindness, landlord issues, lease agreement, locked out, LockedOutLolz, police involvement, roommate conflict, roommate deception, roommate trouble, SNAP benefits, weed smell

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	4379	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your roommate with a fake cancer diagnosis? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns that will make you question reality.

Join us and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual roommates who promise to pay rent but end up causing chaos instead. Build your own virtual house and see if you can handle the drama of unexpected guests and weed-smelling rooms.

But beware, just like in real life, things may not go as planned on our server. You never know when a virtual roommate will try to guilt trip you into letting them stay longer or claim they’re in the hospital with a capsized chest (whatever that means).

So come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this virtual world, anything can happen – even crazier than a roommate with a criminal record trying to get added to the lease!

CrazyCraft SMP: TinyTorchPlacements

aggravating actions, annoying behaviors, annoying idiosyncrasies, annoying quirks, bothersome habits, crazycraft, everyday annoyances, frustrating habits, frustrating pet peeves, infuriating habits, irritating actions, irritating habits, irritating pet peeves, irritating tendencies, maddening behaviors, maddening quirks, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, Pet Peeves, small annoyances, smp, TinyTorchPlacements, vexing habits

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	8435	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Potions Brewed:	51	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, totally lit and stuff. Like, we have this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle, it’s so random and hilarious. And then there’s this other player who only communicates in meows, like wtf lol. But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, like why are they so fancy? It’s just pure chaos and madness on this server, you gotta join in on the fun! Plus, we have a rule that every time someone dies, they have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s so dumb but so entertaining, you won’t regret joining this absolute dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP.

SwordOfSatisfaction

action, Combat, console, Entertainment, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, long tail tags, multiplayer, PC, RPG, satisfying, Shooting, Single player, strategy, SwordOfSatisfaction, video games, virtual reality, weapons

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Animals Bred:	75
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness of our Minecraft server, when suddenly you stumble upon the most epic weapon of all time – a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of a thousand exploding creepers. With one swing, you can obliterate anything in your path, from pesky zombies to towering structures built by your enemies. Join our server and wield this legendary weapon to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the darkest depths of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate the treacherous traps and challenges to claim the riches hidden within. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the dungeon and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical realm where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and players can ride on the backs of majestic unicorns. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world!

FarmCraft AutoZone Minecraft Server

agriculture, Automotive Industry, autos, autozone, economic impact, Economy, export, farm goods, FarmCraft, global economy, Import, international trade, Japan, Japan-US relations, Minecraft, protectionism, reciprocal tariffs, Server, Tariffs, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7873
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we grow giant carrots and ride pigs around like they’re race cars.

plus, like, we got this crazy story where Japan is like, freaking out cuz Trump put reciprocal tariffs on their farm goods and autos, and now they’re all trying to trade with us in Minecraft instead. it’s like, a total mess, but also kinda hilarious.

so, like, if you wanna be part of this wild adventure and trade giant carrots with Japan, then you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me.

PutinCraft2020

Diplomacy, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, international affairs, international relations, Political Victories, Politics, power dynamics, president trump, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, strategic alliances, Trump administration, united states, US-Russia relations, Vladimir Putin, White House, Wins

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	286	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the trump administration handing putin three major wins but in minecraft form. u get to build ur own wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build his wall. but instead of putin getting three major wins, u get three major wins when u join this server. u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon, just like how putin teams up with his cronies to take down his enemies. so come join us and experience the thrill of victory, just like putin did when he got those three major wins. it’s gonna be yuge!

Brain Bucks – Money Mindset

Aging population, Brain, brain function, brain health, brain regions, brain research, brain structure, brain tissue, Bucks, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, connectivity, everyday tasks, financial ability, financial literacy, financial management, financial tasks, mental acuity, middle-aged adults, mindset, MONEY, neural connections, neurological health, older adults

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	7281	Runes Activated:	6
Votes:	530	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain structure and connectivity can help u become a financial genius!!!!! our players with healthier brain tissue and stronger connections between brain regions are killin it in da game, makin mad stacks of virtual cash!!!!!! u wanna be a baller in minecraft? den join us and flex ur financial skills like never before!!!!!!! don’t be a noob, come show off ur brain power on our server and dominate the competition!!!!!!!

The Perch

claiming system, Claims, community-driven, Drama-free, Economy, Listen to community, Map, perch, Perks, player-run, player-warp, Ranks, renting, safe space, SELLING, Server, shopping center, smp, Transparent, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Server Name	The Perch
Features	Semi-vanilla, community-driven, ranking system, claiming system, active economy, never-resetting map, graves system, player-run shopping center, custom features
IP	rd.the-perch.net
Discord	https://discord.the-perch.net/
Store	https://store.the-perch.net/
Map	https://store.the-perch.net/

Overview

Welcome to The Perch! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere!

FAQs

How do I join The Perch server?

To join The Perch server, simply connect to the IP address: rd.the-perch.net

What are some of the core features of The Perch server?

Some core features of The Perch server include a ranking system based on playtime with perks to unlock, an intuitive claiming system with renting and selling claims, an active economy with player-warps, a never-resetting map set in Hard mode, graves that spawn at death location, a player-run shopping center, and custom features.

Is The Perch server safe and free of toxicity?

Yes, The Perch server strives to maintain a safe and friendly environment free of toxicity and drama. We welcome players of all ages and backgrounds to enjoy their time on the server.

How can I get more information about The Perch server?

For more information, you can visit our Discord server at https://discord.the-perch.net/ or check out our store at https://store.the-perch.net/

StreamCraftersYT 1.21

Content Creation, content creators, creative content, Digital creators, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, influencers, Live streaming, online influencers, online personalities, online streaming, social media, StreamCraftersYT, Streamers, streaming platform, twitch, video content, video games, Youtubers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	177	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where you can mine for diamonds while dodging killer robots and giant spiders. It’s like a sci-fi horror movie, but with blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you want to test your survival skills against the craziest mobs you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll be screaming “WTF” in the best way possible!

And get this, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps. It’s like a maze of madness that will have you questioning your sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have epic loot, am I right?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Just remember to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things are about to get weird in the best way possible!