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All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

anger issues, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse, Male aggression, male behavior, male entitlement, male privilege, male toxicity, Manipulation, Men, Minecraft, negative experiences, Pieces, pieces of shit, relationships, Shit, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, vindictive

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	9466

Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs think you’re lazy AF

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, Focus, goals, grind, hustle, Lazy, LazyCraft, mobs, motivation, perseverance, pieces of shit, productivity, progress, self improvement, Stream, streaming, success, work ethic, Youre

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Star Shards Collected:	182
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where you have to actually work for your diamonds? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you lazy gamers out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of watching streams of lava flow directly into your inventory, because who has time to mine for resources anyway? Our server is so lazy-friendly that even the mobs will come to you, begging to be defeated for their precious loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lazy Pig, who will bring you all the bacon you could ever want without you even having to lift a finger. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Lazy Sword, which swings itself so you can just sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embrace your inner laziness like never before!

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

akg, arknights, caster, collab, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, Joint Action, jp, Knights, KR, medic, Minecraft, Operation, orienteering, RERUN, Resources, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

bullying, confusion, Curiosity, derogatory term, discrimination, FAGGOT, Homophobia, hurtful words, Identity, ignorance, insult, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized community, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, prejudice, Questioning, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Crops Grown:	5921	New Chunks Explored:	82612
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

NoProofSwearMC SMP

BIZARRE, doubtful, dubious, eerie, eerie sightings, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, NoProofSwearMC, Paranormal, peculiar, Questionable, sightings, smp, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncertain, unexplained, unproven, Unverified

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	60
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Towns Built:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, coin system, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Fast-paced, Feedback, Fight, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Shopkeepers, Tomorrow, Upcoming, Version, WeCanGoBoxPVP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	337
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Void Armor Forged:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	3494	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	82
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!