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MapleCraft Server

balance, Bank of Canada, Budget, Canada, central bank, economic indicators, Economy, finance, Financial Stability, fiscal policy, Government, growth, inflation, interest rates, Investment, MapleCraft, market, MONEY, policy, quantitative easing, Server, stimulus

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	999
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the economy is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Our server is like the Bank of Canada on steroids, pumping $16 billion into the market every single day. Why, you ask? Because we believe in the power of inflation to make our virtual world go round!

Join us and watch as the budget magically balances itself, just like how a pig magically turns into bacon. With so much virtual cash flowing around, you’ll be able to build the craziest pixelated mansions and ride on diamond-studded minecarts through our server’s twisted tunnels.

So come on, join us and experience the madness of our economy where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who needs real-life financial stability when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

FurryBucks Minecraft SMP

Debunked, debunking misconceptions, debunking myths, false, finances, financial habits, Furries, furry community, furry culture, furry fandom, FurryBucks, irresponsible, meme, Minecraft, misconceptions, MONEY, money management, personal finance, Rich, smp, SPENDING, Stereotypes, wealth

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	114620
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	6188	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the furries are not only rich, but they also throw money around like it’s confetti at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to keep up with the furries’ extravagant spending habits.

Rumor has it that one furry on the server bought a diamond block house just because they thought it matched their fur color. Another furry spent all their emeralds on a pet parrot that only speaks in memes. And don’t even get us started on the furry who built a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit just for fun.

But hey, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em! Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich too and be able to afford your own diamond block mansion. So come on in and see if you can keep up with the furries on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

WARDEN

Adventure Creative Building Competitive Fun Laughs Friendship Creativity Blocks Minecraft Epic Mini-games Challenge Humor Camaraderie Newbie Blast Jaw-dropping Structures Design, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crops Grown:	8433
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Divine Spears Created:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to “Warden-network!”

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft world where the only thing fluffier than our blocks is our sense of humor? Our server is all about classic Minecraft adventures with a cheeky twist—no furry fandom here, just pure blocky fun!

What You’ll Find:

Epic Builds: We’re all about towering structures and intricate designs. Let’s make some jaw-dropping creations—no tails or whiskers involved! Challenging Quests: Gear up for classic Minecraft challenges and creative mini-games. Expect fun with a side of friendly competition. Good-Natured Fun: We celebrate all things Minecraft without the extra fluff. Join in for laughs, epic builds, and lots of block-based shenanigans! Our Philosophy: “Let’s keep it simple: blocks, fun, and zero fur!”

Come for the creativity, stay for the camaraderie. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or a newbie builder, we promise a blast—just leave the fur and tails at the door!

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Baltic Mc

Baltic community, Baltic Mc, Baltic region, Discord, Economy, Estonians, Hiring, Latvians, Lithuanians, Minecraft, Network, Playerbase, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff Members, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to Baltic Mc Discord server, this server is based on the Baltic community were running currently won’t list the other discord servers as they are not completed on the given moment. Baltic Mc currently is only running survival on it, we got future plans for a network, but that is going to happen when we reach a higher playerbase. This server is based to players from Baltic Region of the world for example: Lithuanians, Estonians, Latvians. But that doesn’t mean if you’re from a different country or such that u won’t be able to enjoy the gameplay, we welcome everyone to our server.

We also are hiring new staff members

balticmc.net

ZenZoneZero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Caesar King, character demo, Coffee Sorcery, Events, exclusive bazaar, general, hoyolab, hoyoverse, Minecraft, News, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Riot Suppressor Mark VI, Server, signal search, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZenZoneZero, zhu yuan

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Watch our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo to get a taste of the crazy adventures that await you on our server. From epic battles to hilarious quests, you’ll never have a dull moment here!

But that’s not all – join now and participate in our current signal search for Zhu Yuan and Riot Suppressor Mark VI. Help us uncover the mysteries of the Minecraft world and earn exclusive rewards!

Don’t miss out on our current events, including the “141 Exclusive Bazaar” and “Coffee Sorcery: Tuning.” Trust us, you won’t find these events on any other server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, redeem our exclusive in-game codes for even more rewards. Just enter ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, CATCHABOOK, or ANURBT5MQ8D to unlock special items and perks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! You won’t regret it!

SharkBae in Minecraft SMP

adorable sharks, aquatic animals, aquatic love, cute animals, cute shark, marine life, marine wildlife, Minecraft, ocean beauty, ocean creatures, ocean romance, sea creatures, sea life admiration, shark couple, shark family, shark love, shark partner, shark relationship, shark wife, SharkBae, smp, underwater love, underwater world

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Votes:	4261
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll get to meet my adorable shark wife, who is the queen of the ocean and loves to swim with players. She’s got a killer sense of humor and will make you laugh until you’re gasping for air (literally, because she’s a shark). Plus, she’s great at mining for diamonds with her razor-sharp teeth, so you’ll never run out of bling on our server. Come join us and dive into a world of aquatic hilarity!

OverratedOreo – Minecraft SMP

exaggerated, inflated, Minecraft, overblown, overemphasized, overestimated, overhyped, overplayed, Overpriced, Overrated, overrated concepts, overrated experiences, overrated food, overrated movies, overrated music, overrated people, overrated places, overrated products, overrated things, overrated trends, OverratedOreo, overvalued, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out for yourself! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that takes you straight to the Nether. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. Plus, our PvP arena is shaped like a giant chicken for some reason. So if you’re looking for a wacky, unpredictable, and totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join us and see why overrated things don’t stand a chance here!

MineHabit: DailyBoost

Consistency, daily improvement, daily routine, DailyBoost, Exercise, goal-setting, Gratitude, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, MineHabit, organization, Positive Change, productivity, reading, self-care, self-discipline, simple habit, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Trust us, once you join our server, your daily life will never be the same again. So why wait? Join now and let the craziness begin!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Revenge

border conflict, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, military conflict, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military updates, peace talks, political tensions, regional security, Revenge, Russian army, territorial dispute, Ukraine advances, Ukraines, War updates

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind! So, the other day, the Russian army was like, “Yo, Ukraine, you can have Kursk, we don’t even want it anymore.” And Ukraine was all like, “Thanks, bro, we’ll take good care of it.” And then they all went to play Minecraft on this server and had the time of their lives!

Join this server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot! Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NoRule Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

The renowned NoRule Network, a server celebrated across Asia, has now launched globally! #No Rules #No Bans #No Grief #No Resets #No OPs

Welcoming players from all corners of the world with support for a multitude of languages. This server, now available in: 🇾 Malaysia, 🇹🇭 Thailand, 🇵🇭 Philippines, 🇻 🇳 Vietnam, 🇮🇩 Indonesia, 🇮🇳 India, 🇦🇺 Australia, 🇳🇿 New Zealand, 🇺🇸 United States, 🇨🇦 Canada, 🇲🇽 Mexico, 🇧🇷 Brasil Brazil, 🇦🇷 Argentina, 🇨🇱 Chile, 🇬🇧 United Kingdom, 🇩🇪 Deutschland Germany, 🇫🇷 France, 🇮🇹 Italia Italy, 🇪🇸 España Spain, 🇷🇺 Россия Russia, 🇺🇦 Україна Ukraine, 🇵🇱 Polska Poland, 🇳🇱 Nederland Netherlands, 🇧🇪 België Belgium, 🇸🇪 Sverige Sweden, 🇳🇴 Norge Norway, 🇩🇰 Danmark Denmark, 🇫🇮 Suomi Finland, 🇦🇹 Austria Austria, 🇨🇭 Switzerland Switzerland, 🇵🇹 Portugal, 🇬🇷 Ελλάδα Greece, 🇹🇷 Türkiye Turkey, 🇿🇦 Suid-Afrika South Africa, 🇪🇬 مصر Egypt, 🇸🇦 المملك العربية السعودية Saudi Arabia, 🇦🇪 الإمارات العربية المتحدة United Arab Emirates.

As the name suggests, NoRule Network offers a completely unrestricted vanilla Minecraft experience. There are no in-game rules or limitations—allowing you to play freely and creatively in any way you choose.

The server is continuously optimized with daily automated system updates, ensuring smooth and secure gameplay. Additionally, weekly version updates keep the server up-to-date with the latest Minecraft features and improvements.

With over 10 years of experience in operating and managing Minecraft servers, NoRule Network brings a wealth of expertise to the table, providing a stable and engaging environment for players.

Join the NoRule Network today and experience a Minecraft server like no other—where the only limit is your imagination.

norule.net