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Leftist Uprising Minecraft Server

Academia, academia in the west, Chud, CONSERVATIVE, critical theory, cultural studies, education system, higher education, humanities, incel, IT, Leftist, Leftists, liberal, Minecraft, political bias, Political Correctness, political ideology, political science, Server, Social Sciences, Sociology, Stems, uprising

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of dealing with chud incels in the world of academia? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee a leftist utopia where STEM and IT fields are filled with like-minded individuals who will never mansplain or gaslight you. Join us for a virtual escape from the toxic masculinity of the real world and build a better future with us brick by brick. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret cabal of feminist witches who use their powers to banish trolls and spread glitter and rainbows throughout the land. Don’t miss out on the magic, join us today!

Royal SMP Queen of 2024 – Round 2 – 128 to 64 (Ends Sep 4)

128 to 64, Anime, Anons, Competition, Custom Queen URL, End Date, End date Sep 4, ends, fan community, hanging out, Manga, Otaku, Queen, Queen of /a/ 2024, Round 1, round 2, royal, Sep, smp, thanks, Thread, Votes, Voting

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for round 2 where the stakes are higher, the mobs are angrier, and the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. We’ve got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and even a secret underground bunker where players are plotting world domination (or at least domination of the server).

But that’s not all! We’ve also got custom plugins that allow you to ride on the backs of creepers, turn pigs into flying unicorns, and even summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. And let’s not forget about our exclusive custom queen who rules over the server with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only thing that’s guaranteed is that nothing is guaranteed.

DadCraft Cleanout – GTFO stepsis

apartment, Apology, Boundaries, busy, Cleanout, Closure, Communication, compassion, DadCraft, deceased father, emotions, family, Frustration, Grief, GRIEVING, gtfo, Loss, Packing, personal space, relationship, stepsis, stepsister, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and zero step-sisters trying to “help” you pack up your dad’s apartment.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about unexpected guests ruining your plans or stalling your progress. Just imagine a world where you can mine, build, and explore without any interruptions from well-meaning but annoying relatives.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs step-sisters when you can have creepers and zombies to deal with instead? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory, without any family interference!

AgreeOnMinecraftSMP

Agreement, AgreeOnMinecraftSMP, basic human rights, collective agreement, common ground, common understanding, consensus, core values, ethical standards, fundamental truths, general acceptance, global consensus, Harmony, moral principles, mutual understanding, shared beliefs, societal norms, solidarity, Unity, universal principles, universal values

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

That our Minecraft SMP is the best place to be! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. So, if you want to experience all this and more, you better join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

CraftyWallz

Aesthetic, art, Background, CraftyWallz, Customization, design, device, Digital, Display, home screen, image, inspiration, lock screen, mobile, Personalization, phone screen, PHOTO, screen saver, Smartphone, Technology, wallpaper

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Votes:	2522
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow exploded all over your screen! Join us and your phone wallpaper will be jealous of the epic adventures you’ll have on our server.

Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity that goes down here. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So ditch the boring wallpaper on your phone and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a static image when you can have a dynamic world full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Petro Kremlin

Conflict, DiSRuPtiON, drone attack, ENERGY, Industrial, Infrastructure, Kremlin, large-scale, Moscow, Moscow oil refinery, Moscow refinery, Oil Refinery, OPERATIONs, petro, PIXEL, refinery, refinery operations, Russian, SECURITY, suspension, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone attack, unit operations

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	9133	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Towns Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian drones attacking a moscow oil refinery! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft form! build your own drone army and defend the refinery or join the ukrainian side and wreak havoc on the oil industry! who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitically charged? join now for a truly explosive experience!

Blinker Light Fails – LOL

#Automotive, auto repair, blinker, blinker light visibility issues, blinker lights, car lights, car maintenance, car repair, car safety, car signals, car tips, Fails, importance of functioning blinker lights, indicator lights, Light, lol, long tail tags: how to check blinker lights, maintenance tips, road safety, safety tips, signal lights, Signaling, turn signal, vehicle maintenance, vehicle safety, VISIBILITY, when to replace blinker lights

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

join our minecraft server and never have to worry about blinker lights again! our server is so lit, you won’t even need blinkers in real life anymore.

we have a special plugin that makes all your movements in the game look like you’re using blinker lights. it’s like driving a virtual car in minecraft!

plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, they’ll even give you tips on how to fix your real life blinker lights. who knew playing minecraft could be so educational?

so come join us and say goodbye to bad blinker lights forever!

What is the IP for The B3 Minecraft Server?

legos, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

The B3 is a dynamic musical trio known for their soulful blend of blues, funk, and jazz. Consisting of a Hammond organ player, guitarist, and drummer, their energetic performances and infectious grooves have captivated audiences at clubs and festivals around the country. With a deep-rooted passion for improvisation and collaboration, The B3 continues to push the boundaries of their genre while staying true to the rich traditions of American music.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

10.200, does that mean, en, ENReco, going to get, Interest, JPreco, long tail tags, Minecraft, no interest, PALS, PIXEL, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2034
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	8473
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!

2. Our server mascot is a talking llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on his stand-up comedy routine.

3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with exploding chickens. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server on full moons to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even encounter the elusive JPreco and unlock the secrets of EN.10/200.

Get To Work Minecraft SMP

get to work, Minecraft, motivation, productivity, smp, Time management, work, work achievement, work commitment, work consistency, work dedication, work determination, work discipline, work effort, work ethic, work focus, work grind, work hard, work hustle, work perseverance, work smart, work success

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate lazy player’s dream!

Join us and you’ll never have to lift a finger again – literally! We have a team of dedicated minions who will do all the mining, crafting, and building for you. Just sit back, relax, and watch your empire grow without any effort on your part.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just hang out by the Diamond Chicken coop and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our server-wide quest to find the mythical Bacon Tree, rumored to grow crispy, delicious bacon strips instead of leaves. Who needs boring old crops when you can have a never-ending supply of bacon?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the laziest, craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!