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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Choices, Choose carefully, choose wisely, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision making process, decision making skills, Dilemma, indecision, Make a CHOICE, making a decision, Minecraft, Options, PALS, pick one, PIXEL, Preferences, pros and cons, select one, selection, Server, weighing options

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2160
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wacky Minecraft adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our enchanted world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling you’ll be rolling in!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you’ve never heard jokes like these before!

So why choose our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

challenging decision, Choose carefully, choose one, choose wisely, clog, DECIDE, decision, Decision making, difficult choice, Dilemma, dilemma situation, either or, Make a CHOICE, make a decision, Minecraft, Options, pick one, select, Server, Shit, Shitsuck, Suck, Throat, throteclog, tough choice, tough decision

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8722	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server – Because who doesn’t love a sneaky creeper blowing up your hard work in Minecraft?

blowing, CraftyCreeperz, creeper, Decision making, doesnt, HARD, introspection, justify yourself, love, Minecraft, personal growth, pick one, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-belief, self-confidence, self-evaluation, Self-examination, self-justification, self-validation, Server, sneaky, work

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3357
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ores Mined:	8802	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking cow who offered to trade enchanted golden apples for a dance-off. Needless to say, the player accepted and ended up winning a pet dragon as a prize. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant chicken and challenges players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then this is the server for you! Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding sheep)!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Just ‘Pick One’!

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, Crafty, decision fatigue, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, McCraftface, Options, Pick, pick one, picking between two, Selecting, selecting from a list, selection, Server, uncertainty, weighing options

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	186
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of evil chickens, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance and spit fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ludicrous, absurd, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

LiechtensteinLoser Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Failure, football, Frustration, Game, Humiliation, International, KWAB, Liechtenstein, LiechtensteinLoser, match, Minecraft, opposition, Score, Server, sports, Struggle, underperformance

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	107	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of failing to score against Liechtenstein in your Minecraft games? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the weakest players can dominate the field! Join us and experience the thrill of finally scoring against Liechtenstein, and who knows, you might even become their new star player! So come on, join us and show those Liechtensteiners who’s boss on the virtual soccer field!

BroBroBucks Minecraft Server

abusive spouses, BroBroBucks, Divorce, emergency expenses, emergency fund, family, family dynamics, financial help, Financial Planning, Generosity, Inheritance, Inheritance Planning, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal finances, savings, Server, sibling support, Siblings, Tough Decisions, UNFAIR, unfair treatment, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you any perks or rewards for playing? Well, look no further! Join our server where we give out savings accounts with 14k in them to all your siblings, except for that one brother who didn’t get a divorce.

Imagine the chaos and drama that ensues when your siblings find out about the secret savings accounts and start demanding their share. Will they be grateful or will they accuse you of expecting them to divorce? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the thrill of family financial turmoil in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we offer insane family drama, but we also have lucky casino trips and scratch offs to keep the excitement going. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the wealthiest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

NoGifts4YouJerk

affordability, celebration, champagne, Communication, compromise, dream wedding, expensive taste, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, finances, financial boundaries, hobby, luxury, Marriage, NoGifts4YouJerk, reception, relationship, special occasion, wedding gift, wedding planning, wine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where the pigs fly, the cows dance, and the creepers tell jokes. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers are now stand-up comedians! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. Who wouldn’t want a rainbow fireball-shooting dragon as a companion?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary $26,000 champagne bottle quest. That’s right, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find the elusive champagne bottle and present it to the king of the server. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might regret telling bad jokes). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

ResortRuckus Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, bizarre experiences, customer interactions, customer service, employee perspectives, guest behavior, hospitality industry, hospitality work, Hotel (Industry), hotel staff, memorable moments, Minecraft, resort life, resort work, ResortRuckus, Server, Shocking incidents, staff stories, strange encounters, strange occurrences, unexpected events, unusual situations, vacation destinations

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mines Excavated:	2590
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a luxury resort for your virtual adventures!

Join us and witness the most insane and hilarious things you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From villagers throwing wild pool parties to creepers trying to learn how to salsa dance, our server is a non-stop party that you won’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground spa where the Ender Dragon goes to relax after a long day of terrorizing players. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most fucked-up things you’ll ever see in the world of Minecraft!

CupcakeCrafters

Community, cupcake decorations, cupcake flavors, cupcake toppings, CupcakeCrafters, cupcakes, dessert, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, internet culture, Manners, NSFW, online behavior, online discussions., reddit, sharing food, social media, social norms, virtual interactions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4

Tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where we eat cupcakes like true champions! Our players have mastered the art of cupcake consumption, using only their minds and sheer willpower. Rumor has it, if you can eat a cupcake in under 10 seconds, you unlock special powers in-game. So come join us and show off your cupcake-eating skills – just don’t forget to wipe the frosting off your face before battling creepers!

Putin’s Defenseless Minecraft Server

aggression, assertive, authoritarianism, CONFIDENT, defenceless, Defenseless, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, nato, Politics, power, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, Strongman, threat, Warning

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	295635	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CONFIDENT PUTIN as our main boss battle!! he’s out here warning europe that they’re ‘defenceless’ but don’t worry cuz we got your back with our epic pvp battles and crazy challenges!! watch out for putin’s secret weapon – a giant bear riding a tank!! only the bravest players can defeat him and claim the title of ultimate warrior!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and show putin who’s boss in this wild and wacky minecraft adventure!!

GenderBenderCraft

activism, agency.., anti-gender violence, argentina, discrimination, far right, feminism, gender equality, gender-based violence, GenderBenderCraft, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Latin America, Politics, president, protest, Shutdown, social justice, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

OMG u guys, so like, this server is so lit that even Argentina’s far-right president is like, “Nah, I can’t handle this level of awesomeness!” He’s trying to shut us down because he knows we’re too powerful with our anti-gender violence agency. But don’t worry, we’re still here kicking butt and taking names in Minecraft!

Join this server if you want to be part of a revolution against gender violence in the virtual world. We’re like the Avengers, but in block form. We fight for justice, equality, and epic loot! Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be sweating like a creeper in a desert biome.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Let’s show that far-right president who’s boss and have a blast doing it. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but friends who fight gender violence together are even better! #BlockOutGenderViolence #MinecraftRevolution

ForgetCraft: Remember to Forget

Attention, brain health, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive processes, Focus, forget, ForgetCraft, forgetting, Memory, memory formation, memory improvement, Memory Loss, memory recall, memory retention, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Psychology, recall, remember, Remembering, Reminiscing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6476	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	17

join dis server and u will enter a world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. u will find diamonds in the shape of a unicorn and creepers that give hugs instead of exploding. our moderators are actually wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber.

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. if u find it, they will teach u how to speak their language and trade u emeralds for moon rocks.

the ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. if u defeat him, he will give u a magic potion that turns u into a dragon for 24 hours.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

LongCovidCraft

antiviral drugs, antiviral medications, clinical trials, coronavirus symptoms, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 treatment, healthcare updates, infectious diseases, long covid, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, Nirmatrelvir-Ritonavir, pandemic recovery, Paxlovid, Postacute Sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 Infection, public health concerns, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2 variants, viral infections, viral treatments

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the paxlovid of servers, no benefit but u still wanna be there cuz it’s so lit. we got nirmatrelvir-ritonavir potions that cure ur postacute sequelae of SARS-CoV-2 infection in the game. u won’t believe it but our diamond armor is made from real diamonds found in the depths of the server, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy builds, and endless laughs. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooooo!

CloudCraft SMP[Hermitcraft-ESQ][1.21][6/15/2024 reset]

{Spawn Island}, +18, 1.21, 121server, 121smp, 121vanilla, Arcade, Bloom Host, building, CloudCraft, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dragon fight event, fabric mod, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-ESQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nether Hub, Redstone, rules, server reset, smp, united states, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

ABOUT US

Welcome to CloudCraft! We are a smaller whitelisted SMP focused on a vanilla multiplayer experience, and we are looking for a few more people to join us for our 1.21 reset on Saturday, June 15th.

Our server takes some inspiration from HermitCraft and other similar SMPS. Some of our community aspects include a spawn island town (includes starter houses, town hall, shops, etc.), community farms, nether hub, arcade with games, dragon fight event, and more. See below or here for some images of our past servers. In the past our server has been annually reset for the latest update, followed by 4-6 months of regular server activity (server will stay up the rest of the year until the next reset). This upcoming reset will be the five-year anniversary of our CloudCraft server!

SERVER INFO

Server Location: United StatesVersion: Vanilla 1.21Start date: Saturday, June 15, 2023Server Host: Bloom Host 8GBDatapacks:afk display, anti enderman grief, armour statues, durability ping, more mob heads, player head drops, multiplayer sleep, silence mobs, double shulker shells, and wandering trader mini blocks.Additionally, we have phantoms disabled due to popular demand and several custom crafting recipes (mainly decorative blocks to make large scale builds easier).

We will also be using the simple voice chat fabric mod which simply adds proximity chat on the server. Any other fabric mod used is for server performance only and the experience is still a vanilla SMP.

RULES

No Unapproved Mods/Cheating (Mini Maps + Optifine/Sodium are Allowed)

PVP is allowed ONLY if the other player or players agrees to fight.

No Duping – TNT “Explosion” Duping is Allowed (e.g. tree farm, auto concrete, world eater, etc.)

Must use Discord and be 18+

Treat others with Respect

No Personal Use of Public Areas (Personal Farms Using: Spawn Chunks, End Spawn Platform, Community End Portal, etc.)

WHITELIST APPLICATION

Please copy the questions below and reply to this thread or message us directly with your application. You will be invited to the discord if accepted.

Name you want to go by:

Minecraft IGN:

Where you are from(country/timezone):

Age (18+ only):

Discord username (if not comfortable posting feel free to DM it to me if accepted) :

Tell us about yourself:

What’s your favorite thing to do on a Minecraft server/world (Ex. Building/Redstone):

Please insert screenshots of your best builds:

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