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SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Votes:	2691
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	298	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	299
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8448	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Emeralds Found:	1487
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4020
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Star Shards Collected:	218
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3551
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	86	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	New Chunks Explored:	597646

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ Server for Epic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Star Shards Collected:	72
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

We’ve got 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus waiting for you to recruit them. And don’t forget about the 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana – they’re ready to kick some blocky butt!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Cardigan skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky buddies? Or maybe you’re more interested in the epic battle between 6* Defender Horn and 6* Supporter Stainless. It’s like watching a PvP match between a zombie and a skeleton – you never know who’s going to come out on top!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the upcoming EP13: The Whirlpool That Is Passion. It’s going to be more intense than a creeper sneaking up behind you in the dark!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

RetroCraft: Where 70s, 80s, and 90s NYC vibes meet Minecraft madness!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	8634
Towns Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	117	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Step into our Minecraft server and experience a time warp back to the groovy 70s, rad 80s, and gnarly 90s NYC! Even if you weren’t born during those decades, you can still party like it’s 1979 with our retro-themed buildings and neon lights.

Join us for epic disco parties in Studio 54, go breakdancing in Times Square, or take a stroll through Central Park with a boombox blasting your favorite tunes. And don’t worry about running into any actual New Yorkers from that time – our NPCs are straight out of a John Hughes movie.

So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server and get ready for a totally tubular time travel experience that will have you saying, “I love the smell of pixelated pizza in the morning!”