2024 Best Physical Insult New Minecraft Servers

OldButGoldCraft

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Remember that game where you could build anything you wanted with blocks and fight off creepers and zombies? Yeah, that’s right, Minecraft! But not just any Minecraft server, oh no. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and you can ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil wizards.
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can build a castle made entirely of TNT if you want. Plus, every new player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. And did we mention that every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco party where you can dance the night away with your blocky friends?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and fun as a llama wearing a top hat, then come join us! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCampus: FreePalestineGamer

activism, arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, CraftyCampus, deportation, deported, FREE PALESTINE, freedom of speech, FreePalestineGamer, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Politics, social justice, student activism, student protest, uae, university student, War

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a crazy drama like a soap opera? welllllllllllllll, have i got the server for uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, description, gameplay, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, OWNER, rules, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

The owner of the server “ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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TwoBearsOneGame: Two Bears, One Block. No cubs allowed! 1.20 Edition

Access, advertising, Allowed, bears, Beta, better mc, BLOCK, BMC2, Creative, CST, Cubs, curse forge, description, Discord, Edition, Grief, Mod Pack, Modded, modded server, modpack link, Players, rules, Server, theft, TwoBearsOneGame, united states, Version

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Minecraft Server Information

Server Name	TwoBearsOneGame
Server Location	United States CST
Discord	Join Discord
Access and Whitelist Info	Access Form
Version	1.20.1
MoD pack	Better MC [FABRIC] 1.20.1 v23.5
Modpack Link	Download Modpack

Description:

Two bears looking for mature 18+ players to join our modded server. I’m a 51 year old male who builds like a 5 year old. Well they probably build better than me now. But I make up for it by hunting and gathering. Husband is a 45 year old creative type who plays way too much Minecraft (if there is such a thing according to him) and has been playing since beta. We are a relaxed play LGBTQ+ friendly server looking to be the next world you choose. Fill out the short form linked above for server address and whitelist access.

Rules:

No Grief/Theft!
No advertising



FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. How do I join the server?
   - To join the server, fill out the access form provided in the "Access and Whitelist Info" section above.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running on?
   - The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?
   - Yes, the rules include no griefing/theft and no advertising.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?
   - Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly.

5. How can I connect with other players on the server?
   - Join the server's Discord channel through the provided link to connect with other players.

SpicyTacoCraft Minecraft Server

cross-cultural cuisine, cuisine, Culinary, culinary fusion, cultural fusion, flavor, flavor profile, food culture, foodie, fusion cuisine, Heat, indian food, Indian spices, international cuisine, Mexican, mexican cuisine, Minecraft, Server, spicy, spicy dishes, spicy flavors, spicy food, SpicyTacoCraft

Are you tired of getting your taste buds burned off by Indian food? Are you a Mexican boi who can’t handle the heat? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only thing spicier than the curry is our PVP battles! We’ve got enchiladas made out of diamond blocks and tacos filled with creeper meat. Trust us, you won’t find a server more caliente than this one! Join now and see if you can handle the heat, Mexican bois!

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RapeCraft Minecraft Server

Absurdity, boundary-pushing humor, comedic violence, controversial, controversial humor, dark comedy, dark humor, dark satire, edgy comedy, fictional characters, humor, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive humor, rape, RapeCraft, satire, Server, shock factor, shock value, taboo, twisted humor, twisted scenarios

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

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ParentalFavoritismMCServer

balancing priorities, Communication, desire for attention, emotional needs, family dynamics, Family Support, feeling invisible, feeling neglected, feeling overlooked, Guilt, Loneliness, Maturity, neglect, parental attention, parental involvement, ParentalFavoritismMCServer, Sacrifices, self-sufficiency, sibling care, sibling needs, Understanding

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone gets the attention they deserve! Are you tired of feeling like the “glass kid” in your family? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the diamond kid! 💎
Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual family who will always be there to support you, unlike those pesky parents who can’t even make it to your school play. 🎭

On our server, you can be the star of the show every day and never have to worry about being neglected or feeling invisible. Plus, our virtual parents will never tell you that you’re being selfish for wanting a little attention. 🌟

So come on over and let us show you what it’s like to be the center of the universe in our Minecraft world. Who needs real parents when you have a whole virtual family waiting to shower you with love and attention? 😂✨

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CraftyParents Minecraft Server

advice, appreciation, Childhood, CraftyParents, Experience, family dynamics, growing up, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Listening, Maturity, Minecraft, parents, perspective, realization, Reflection, Server, Understanding, wisdom

Remember when your parents used to tell you to eat your vegetables because they would make you big and strong? Well, they were right! And just like how veggies are essential for your physical growth, this Minecraft server is essential for your gaming growth.
Join our server and watch as your Minecraft skills grow faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server using diamonds and dragon eggs.

So why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to be a part of it. We have more rare loot than a chest in a jungle temple, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget.

Don’t be a noob and miss out on all the fun. Join our server today and start building your Minecraft empire like a boss. Your parents were right about eating your veggies, and they’re right about joining this server too. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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GazaCraft: IDF vs Hamas

CASUALTIES, Combat, Commando, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, gallant, Gaza City, GazaCraft, Hamas, idf, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mission, Operation, palestine, special forces, terrorists, violence

lol join this epic minecraft server where we go on missions like IDF commandos in Gaza City but without the real danger cuz we respawm lol. we take down 60% of the evil hamas terrorists and save the day like true heroes. come join the fun and be a part of our epic battles, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. who needs real life when you can have all the action and excitement in this crazy minecraft world? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

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Welcome to GALESTA where you can semi-roleplay vanilla magic to build nations!

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Galesta Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Combat System	12 unique classes and items for customization
	Build nations and engage in wars
Map Size	20K x 20K custom painted map
Rich History	Community with lore and history
Custom Items & Professions	Create professions and form communities

FAQ:

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this is a completely unique and unmodded Minecraft server.

Q: How can I customize my combat style?

A: Choose from 12 unique classes and items to tailor your combat experience.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can build nations and engage in wars with other players.

Q: Is the map custom made?

A: Yes, the server features a 20K x 20K world painted map created by the server team.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Connect to IP: PLAY.GALESTA.COM

Q: Where can I find more information or connect with the community?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/aVqQzbUQfN