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Beta Male Dislike Minecraft Server

animalistic, Beta, body image, Cultural differences, Dance, dislike, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Insecurity, low t beta male, Male, Masculinity, mating call, Minecraft, physical expression, pop culture, primal, Server, Sexualization, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, twerking

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12

Are you tired of being a low t beta male who can’t appreciate the art of twerking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, twerking is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us and unleash your inner ooga booga mating call as you twerk your way to victory. Who knew that shaking your booty could lead to such epic Minecraft adventures? Don’t be a beta, join us now and twerk like there’s no tomorrow!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Buildings Constructed:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	5712
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	9211	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dimension Hops:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

clinical trials, DoubleDoseCraft, Effectiveness, health, HIV, HIV prevention, HIV transmission., immune response, immunization, infectious diseases, medical advancements, Minecraft, Prevention, public health, research, Server, Treatment, two-dose schedule, vaccination strategy, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, Vaccines, viral infections

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	6307	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8118	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5302
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	8773
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!