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But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Watch as he tells jokes while you battle him for epic loot and bragging rights.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids throw parties every night and dolphins ride around on flying pigs. Don’t worry, we have scuba gear for everyone, even if you’re a creeper who’s afraid of water.

So why waste your emeralds on expensive games when you can join our server for a wild and wacky adventure? Come on in, the water’s fine (and full of diamonds)!