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SummerOfficeMC Server

Angry, campus, Commute, compromise, dad, Decision making, family, husband, kid chaos, kids off school, office, office space, pandemic, parenting, rented apartment, RESERVATION, Server, Summer, SummerOfficeMC, UNFAIR, work from home, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of working from home with your angry husband! Join us and build your own virtual office space where you can work in peace without any interruptions from your family.
Our server offers a unique feature where you can reserve workspace just like in real life, but without the hassle of actually having to leave your house. Plus, with our kid-friendly zone, your children can play and explore while you focus on your tasks.

Forget renting apartments or dealing with office politics, join our server and create your own work-from-home paradise. Who needs a campus office when you have a virtual world at your fingertips? Join now and start building your dream workspace!

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StepmomSuxInheritLOL

Claim, Communication, Conflict, confusion, Deception, ENTITLEMENT, Estate, family, Grief, Inheritance, Legal, MONEY, Promise, RESPONSIBILITY, shared, Siblings, stepmom, StepmomSuxInheritLOL, Support, terminal illness, Will

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!
Imagine a world where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your base, only to have it destroyed by your fellow players in the most creative ways possible. It’s like a never-ending prank war that will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing inheritance. Play detective as you navigate through family drama, deceit, and betrayal to claim what is rightfully yours. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who takes it all?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama?

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CraftyBucks Minecraft Server

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Have you ever spent under 50 bucks and felt like a freakin’ millionaire? Well, imagine feeling like a Minecraft god for less than that! Join our server and experience the thrill of building a virtual empire for the price of a fancy dinner.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a pixelated mansion using only dirt blocks and sheer determination.

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about the time our players discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. They say if you can out-dance the creepers, you’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds your heart desires.

So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig into battle against an army of zombie chickens. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed!

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MineCraftyMadness

BIZARRE, Coworkers, Experience, funny, Job, MineCraftyMadness, odd, office, out of the ordinary, peculiar, strange, strange events, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, unusual occurrence, weird, witnessed, work, Workplace

Have you ever seen a creeper try to negotiate a salary raise with the boss zombie? Or watched a group of skeletons have a dance-off in the break room? Well, get ready for even more bizarre antics on our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the wackiest workplace shenanigans in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where the villagers host their weekly karaoke nights. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this hilariously chaotic community!

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Redstone Research Institute Minecraft Server

accident, breaking news, electronics, emergency response, Fatalities, Fire, Incident, innovation, Institute, investigation, Loss, Minecraft, Moscow, News, Redstone, research, Research Institute, russia, Russian, Safety, Science, Server, Technology, Tragedy, Victims

come join our minecraft server where we have more fire than a russian electronics research institute near moscow! except no one dies here, just lots of fun and explosions! our server is so lit, it literally sets the standard for hotness. we have crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you question reality. join us and see why our server is the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe. just be careful not to get burned by all the excitement!

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GazaCraft: Make Israel Weaker

GazaCraft, Israel, WEAKER

OMG u gotta join dis Minecraft server it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of soldiers and missiles. We got crazy battles happening all the time, just like Israel and Gaza but without all the real life sadness. Plus, if u join u can help make Israel stronger by building epic structures and defending against enemy mobs. It’s like being a hero in a video game and saving the world, but without all the politics and stuff. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! #MinecraftWarZone #BlockyHeroes #IsraelStrongerThanEver

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Naked & Afraid: Cover Your Face, Not Your Bits

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join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never wear pants! we have a secret society of nudist players who roam the lands in search of the rarest diamonds while flaunting their pixelated booties. if you’re tired of boring servers where everyone is fully clothed, come join us and embrace the freedom of letting it all hang out. plus, who needs pants when you have diamond armor to protect your bits? come join the fun and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

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KetamineCraft: The Happy Pill Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have slow-release ketamine tablets that will make all your depression symptoms disappear like magic! forget those boring clinic-based treatments, we have the most cost-effective and accessible alternative out there! plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, what more could you ask for? so hop on and let the ketamine do its thing while you build your dream world in minecraft!

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Broom’s Builder Nightmare: SMP, Modded, and Whitelisted – Oh My!

ad astra, Alex Mob & Alex Cave, Biomes O’ plenty, brooms, Builder, building, Clockwork, Discord, eureka, FTB Chunk claiming, Griefing, ice and fire, May 30th 2024, Modded, Modpack, New server, Nightmare, PvP, smp, the aether, tropicraft, Trust, Twilight Forest, Valkyrien Skies, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Server Information
Server Start Date	30th May 2024
Server Pack	FTB Builder Paradise 2 with addon mods
Recommendation	Launch modpack from FTB BP2 instance in FTB Launcher

Addon Mods
Biomes O Plenty
Tropicraft
Ad Astra
Twilight Forest
The Aether
Alex Mob & Alex Cave
Valkyrien Skies
Eureka
Clockwork
Ice and Fire

Server Culture
Building-oriented with elements of magic, tech, and exploration
Offensive buildings allowed but chill player attitudes required
No ban blocks, FTB chunk claiming with high limits

Rules
No Griefing
No PvP without consent
Restrictions on overclaiming chunks

FAQ

What is the purpose of the server?

The server is heavily focused on building, with elements of magic, tech, and exploration.

How can I join the server?

Contact Dr_ZBroomstick on Discord to join the server.

Are offensive buildings allowed?

Offensive buildings such as politically incorrect symbols are allowed, but players must maintain a chill attitude.

Are there any restrictions on chunk claiming?

Players can use FTB chunk claiming with high limits, but others may still interact with their claimed area.

What are the server rules?

No Griefing
No PvP without consent
Do not overclaim chunks

Rocksteady’s Suicide Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old superhero games that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of blocky fun.
Forget about those 200 million dollar losses, we’re here to make sure you have a blast on our server. Who needs Suicide Squad when you can be the hero or villain of your own story in Minecraft? And don’t even get us started on Superman – we’ve got flying pigs and laser-shooting cows that are way cooler than any Man of Steel.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Wonder Woman game hidden deep within our server. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft. See you there, hero!

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