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SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	168
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Void Gems Collected:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	100
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4541
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2888	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1838

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ores Mined:	3321

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.