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PhaseGods Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and become a PhaseGod, a legendary being with the power to control time and space in the game. Imagine being able to pause the game whenever you need to take a bathroom break or fast forward through those pesky nighttime mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in epic arenas filled with lava, TNT, and flying pigs. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive in-game events. From giant chicken races to treasure hunts with explosive surprises, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the PhaseGods community. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

1. gloves, accessories, clothing, cold 4. hands, fingers 3. fashion, fit, flexibility, GloveCity, GloveCraft, GloveEmpire, GloveGalaxy, GloveLand, GloveMania, GloveTopia, GloveVille, GloveWorld, GloveZone, Grip, hands 2. tight, Loose, Protection, snug, Style, trendy, UNCOMFORTABLE, warmth, Winter

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Towns Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

*drills your oshi*, Boundaries, concerning, creepy, drill, DRILLS, extreme behavior, fan behavior, Fandom, Harassment, idol culture, idol worship, inappropriate, Minecraft, Obsession, obsessive behavior, Oshi, OshiDrillCraft, Problematic, stalkerish, STALKING, toxic behavior, Unhealthy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Votes:	642	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Blocky Booty Busters

attracts the most degenerate fans, barely any lines, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, how does she do it, no sex appeal, only one good ID, personality isn’t likable

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

Adventure, Balmung, Benchmark, Crafting meetup, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, early access, endwalker, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, General news, Higurashi Kai, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecrafters, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, tfw no femlala, The Crystalline Mean, xivg

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mines Excavated:	3238
Crops Grown:	7232	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Potions Brewed:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

artists, blocky, celeb, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity fashion, celebrity news, celebrity sightings, coachella, Coachella lineup, Coachella outfits, Coachella vibes, CRAZE, Entertainment, fashion, festival season, influencers, Music, music festival, Performance, Style, Thread, trends

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

Advanced, Amenities, bathroom, bow, convenience, CREEPERS, culture, design, efficiency, Facilities, forward thinking, futuristic, gender equality, Honor, innovation, Japan, MODERN, NinjaCraft, progress, restroom, society, Technology, Urinals, Women

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Villages Defended:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	6309	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6152
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!