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Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

FearlessCraft SMP

anxiety, conquering fears, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, smp, Therapy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	64
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Votes:	2486	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyFoolery

BIZARRE, cognition, counterintuitive, CraftyFoolery, logical, makes sense, Nonsensical, odd, Paradox, peculiar, quirky, Rational, rationality, sense, strange, stupid, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Votes:	6439
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

controversy, coronavirus, COVID-19 tests, CovidCraft, Diplomacy, global pandemic, Government, Healthcare, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, new book, pandemic shortage, political scandal, putin, Putins, Reports, russia, secret, Server, testing supplies, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Herobrine Sightings:	0

OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

CraftyCanuckRevolt

activism, anti-government, anti-Israeli, burns flag, civil disobedience, controversial, CraftyCanuckRevolt, death to Canada, demonstration, extremism, flag burning, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, international relations, Middle East conflict, nationalism, Political protest, Protester, Radical, shouts, vancouver

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5126
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Crops Grown:	8395
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

Ancient, carnivore, chicken, Dinosaur, discovery, Extinct, flavor, fossil, giant lizard, History, jurassic, meat eater, Paleontology, predator, prehistoric, Reptile, Science, speculation, T-Rex, Taste, TASTES, TRex

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Votes:	8957	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Ores Mined:	5431	Divine Spears Created:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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