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MineCraft24HrLife

24 hours, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, countdown, end of life, final countdown, final moments, fleeting moments, Last Day, limited time, Live, live life to the fullest, live like there’s no tomorrow, make a difference, make amends, make every second count, make memories, MineCraft24HrLife, Seize the Day, time running out

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ores Mined:	6013
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

anosmia, brain changes, Covid-19, Craft, discovery, findings, health, long-term effects, Lost, Medical, Neurological, neurology, olfactory, pandemic, Patients, research, scientists, sense of smell, smell, study, Symptoms, Syndrome, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

Bedwars, Code, Creative, Customenchants, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, in, Kidding, Kits, Luckyblocks, Minigames, Modded, night, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, secret, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Starry, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9487	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla++ with mods
Active Players	10
Mods	Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses
Features	Active voice chat, proximity chat

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please message me for our server discord information.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?

A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable conversations in the chat. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and the occasional awkward moment like the one mentioned above. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared for some unexpected conversations along the way.

> Money Inflated Minecraft SMP

car depreciated, Crypto, gold stolen, house squatted, inflated, Minecraft, MONEY, money inflated, rugged, smp, stocks crashed

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of the real world economy crashing and burning like a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only stocks crashing are the ones you blow up with TNT.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your gold has been stolen by a sneaky Enderman. No worries, just grab your pickaxe and go on a quest to get it back! And don’t even get us started on the housing market – our houses are never squatted in because we have iron golems as security guards.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only thing inflated is the size of your giant pixelated castle!

BachTripBillsB4Brides

bach trip, bachelorette trip, BachTripBillsB4Brides, BM dresses, bridal shower, bride tribe, brides expenses, Bridesmaid, Disappointment, Elopement, engagement party, Expectations, fast track wedding, financial reasons, friendship, Group Chat, hair and makeup, headcount deadline, MOH, official wedding day, wedding day

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Votes:	560	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of timing and financial responsibility? Look no further! Our server is like a bride on a fast track to marriage, with crazy expectations and demands that will keep you on your toes. Join our server and experience the thrill of being summoned to a group chat without even being officially asked to join!

But wait, there’s more! Help throw and pay for virtual bridal showers, show up to virtual rehearsals on time, and of course, show up on the official virtual wedding day. And don’t worry about the cost, just be ready to pay after the fact without knowing how much it’ll be – just like a surprise bill at a fancy restaurant!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and outrageous demands, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real life when you can experience all the chaos and craziness right here?

WinterCraft: Euro Aid 100mil

100 million euros, 100mil, additional, aid, assistance package, charitable contribution, Crisis, donation, eastern europe, emergency funding, EURO, Europe, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, germany, humanitarian, international aid, pledges, relief efforts, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, winter aid, wintercraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have germany pledging 100 million euros for ukraine in winter aid like wut??? u can build ur own winter wonderland and pretend ur a rich country helping out others lmao. we got snowball fights, polar bear races, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide ur diamonds from the tax collectors. join now and be part of this crazy adventure!

Pitaya Flower Power – HpFBH3

characterization, dragon fruit, flower, flower formation, flowering pathways, gene expression, genetic engineering, genetic improvement, genetic research, HpFBH3, HpFBHs, Molecular biology, pitahaya, pitaya, plant biology, plant genetics, positive regulators, power, study, systematic, target genes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	200	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a flower formation master in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got HpFBH3 and all da other HpFBHs ready to make ur pitaya look AMAZING! join now and become a pitaya pro, cuz who wouldn’t wanna be a flower formation guru in minecraft, amirite? let’s get bloomin’!

Taxed in Ohio Minecraft Server

Fanum, fanum tax, income tax, IRS, Minecraft, Ohio, Ohio fanum tax, Ohio tax, Server, state tax, Tax, tax audit, tax evasion, tax filing, tax fraud, tax law, tax preparation, tax refund, tax return, Tax season, taxed

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14

Tired of getting fanum taxed in Ohio? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the IRS! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own tax-free utopia and never worry about being fanum taxed again.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Join us and witness the chaos as these mutant pigs battle it out with giant chickens for control of the server.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kino Soundtracks Minecraft SMP

all time, best, Cinematic, classic, COMPOSITION, Epic, Favorite, film, film buffs, iconic, instrumental, Kino, memorable, Minecraft, movies, Music, Orchestral, Score, smp, soundtrack lovers, Soundtracks, Top

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame music? Well, look no further because our SMP has one of the most epic soundtracks of all time! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly “Eye of the Tiger” starts playing, giving you the ultimate motivation to keep digging. And when you’re in a heated PvP battle, “Let It Go” from Frozen comes on, throwing off your opponent with its unexpectedness. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic soundtrack on any other server!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land, terrorizing anyone who dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today for a wild ride of epic music, chicken armies, and endless adventures!