pessimistic thoughts – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Bedrock Bliss

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like sex before and after!

Before joining our server, you’ll feel the anticipation building up as you prepare to embark on a wild adventure filled with excitement and surprises. But once you’re in, get ready for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you wanting more!

After joining our server, you’ll feel a sense of euphoria and satisfaction like never before. It’s like reaching the peak of Mount Everest while riding a unicorn – pure bliss! So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate pleasure of Minecraft gaming like never before!

VovchanskCraft Minecraft Server

Aggregate Plant, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Minecraft, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, standoff, Tension, troops deployment, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, Vovchansk, VovchanskCraft, War

haha u want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, join our server where we have epic battles like the Ukrainian army blocking Russian troops at Aggregate Plant in Vovchansk, Kharkiv Oblast!

we got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a skeleton ambush. come join us and experience the chaos of war…in Minecraft!

we promise you’ll have more fun than a pig rolling in mud and more laughs than a chicken trying to fly. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

BlockBusterEU

BlockBusterEU, Censorship, current events, Democracy, denouncing, diplomatic tensions, EU, european union, foreign policy, freedom of speech, Government, Hungary, international relations, joint, media ban, media regulation, News, Politics, press freedom, russia, Statement

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama like those reality tv shows? well, this server is the place for u! we got more drama than a soap opera, with countries fighting over media bans and stuff. join us and be part of the chaos, build ur own empire and conquer the world! plus, we have the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u mine and craft. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

NonConsensualCraft

Born, consent, consent to being, consent to birth, consent to existence, consent to life, Existence, existentialism, Life, Nature, non-consensual, NonConsensualCraft, philosophy

welcome to dis minecraft server where u can escape da non-consensual existence of da real world and enter a land of blocky bliss. u will be greeted by a unicorn riding a chicken and handed a diamond sword made from the tears of a creeper.

join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon tree and battle the evil potato army. build ur own castle made entirely of cake and ride a rainbow llama into battle against the evil villagers who steal ur diamonds.

we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and party with pandas. our community is filled with friendly players who will help u build ur dream pixel palace and protect u from the wrath of the ender dragon.

so come join us on dis server where da only limit is ur imagination and da only rule is to have fun. because in dis world, existence is what u make of it. so why not make it blocktastic?

BrainVesselBlockersMC

#ags, Aicardi-Goutieres syndrome, Autoimmune Disease, blocking receptors, brain blood vessels, brain function, BrainVesselBlockersMC, cognitive impairment, dementia in children, genetic condition, harmful substance, Inflammatory Response, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological disorder, pediatric neurology, promising pathway, Rare Disease, study with mice, Syndrome, Treat, vessel disease

so like, imagine if this Minecraft server was like a crazy adventure where you gotta save the world from a rare disease called Aicardi-Goutieres syndrome! ya gotta team up with other players and fight off evil brain blood vessels that are trying to trigger dementia in children!

but get this, the only way to stop the disease is by going on wild quests and finding a magical substance that can cure it! you’ll have to battle through crazy obstacles and work together to block the receptors in the brain vessels to save the day!

join this server for the most epic and insane adventure of your life! who knew saving the world could be so much fun in Minecraft?!

Paradise MC

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Skyblock Mini-games Economy PvP Roleplay Adventure Parkour Towny Faction Vanilla Hardcore Prison RPG Pixelmon Bedwars KitPVP OP Tekkit

Paradise MC is a server with multiple different gamemodes including Lifestel, BoxPVP and Factions. In the future we hope to get even more! We do lots of events and giveaways for free ranks, ect. Our server offers a 100% free ranks system designed to reward skill and hard work that is integrated into a wide variety of different game modes.

paradise-mc.xyz

Builder In TW

accessible, Architects, Builder, building, Building tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Fastasyncworldedit, main world, Minecraft, open world, private world, Server, Tools, tw, wooden ax

A server that attempts to make building accessible to all types of architects. The server comes with a basic small wooden ax (FastAsyncWorldEdit), and other building tools. In addition to the open main world, you can also create your own private world.

mc.builderintw.net

Toilet Craft server Minecraft

balance, balancetop, Death Chests, delhome, game tutorial, Homes, jobs join, MONEY, pay send, privates, Rtp, Sethome, Skipping the night, Teleportation, Tpa, tpacancel, tpno, tpyes, Works

Game tutorialMoney/balance – see your balance/pay send – money/balancetop – view balance leaderboardWorks/jobs join [работа] – get a jobDeath ChestsAt the place of your death, a chest will appear containing your things. No one but you can steal itSkipping the nightTo miss a night, 20% of players must go to bedRTP/rtp – random teleportationPrivatesTo create a private, pick up a wooden ax (//wand). Select two points of the rectangle diagonally: the first point with the left mouse button, the second with the right mouse button. //expand vert – extend the future private to the sky. /rg claim name – complete the private process.Homes/sethome – set home/delhome – delete homeTeleportation/tpa – send a teleportation request/tpacancel – cancel teleportation request/tpyes – accept teleportation request/tpno – reject teleportation request

95.216.92.87:25772

ZSwapMC

1.20.2, Anarchy, Bodies, Careful, Caution, command, Discord, Fun, Game, inventory, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, Network, Request, Server, smp, Survival, Swap, swaprequest, tags, Version, ZSwapMC

IP: zswapmc.joingame.network

VERSION: 1.20.2In this Minecraft server, you have the ability to swap bodies with other people freely! Using a command (/swaprequest) you can send a request to other people to swap.

One side note it that you should probably be careful who you swap with as they will have access to your inventory

Discord server: [url=discord.gg/K7S32yUtMa

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45.8.133.57:56373

Grimwald SMP Java: 16+ Edition – New World Coming Soon! Join the fun with whitelist and Discord!

Coming, Community, configs, Democracy, Discord, Edition, Events, Fun, Griefing, Grimwald, group projects, java, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, pay to win, Plugins, Rail, smp, Survival, theft, Tnt, Updates, Voicechat, Voting, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

World not started yet, Apply now to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

About us we are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules

Features

Proximity voicechat (optional)

Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life

Coreprotect instead of land claim for protection

Hard difficulty

Democracy for major server decisions

Updates to new versions soon after release

Vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail and carpet duping

Friendly community

Minigames and events

Group projects

No pay to win or voting to access stuff

Apply here: https://forms.gle/uKNZd6JzVjRjQK5H9

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the server?

A: Yes, as long as they follow the rules and guidelines set by the server.

Q: Are there any special features in this server?

A: Yes, the server offers proximity voicechat, vanilla tweaks datapacks, Coreprotect for protection, and more.

Q: How are major server decisions made?

A: All major decisions are voted on by the players, following a democracy system.

Q: Is the server updated to new Minecraft versions quickly?

A: Yes, updates to new versions are done soon after they are released.

Q: Is pay-to-win or voting for access allowed on this server?

A: No, there is no pay-to-win or voting for access to items or features on this server.