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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6931 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4570 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!
But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!
