personal embarrassment – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ElonCraft SMP: Musk’s Federal Shutdown

AMERICANS, confusion, control, controversy, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Federal, federal agencies, Government, Impact, influence, innovation, leadership, Musks, Politics, power, Programs, questions, Shutdown, smp, society, speculation, Technology

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where Elon Musk is the owner and he just goes around shutting down federal agencies and programs? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Picture this: Elon Musk riding around on a diamond-encrusted llama, wearing a cape made of emeralds, and just pressing a button to make the IRS disappear. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most chaotic SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Join now for a chance to witness Elon Musk challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, or watch as he builds a rocket ship out of obsidian and blasts off into the sunset. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. See you there, fellow gamers!

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CraftyExecOrders

American government, balance of power, checks and balances, Congress, congressional oversight, constitutional law, CraftyExecOrders, Decision making, Democracy, executive orders, Governance, Government, law making, legislation, policy making, political system, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, united states, US president

Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme just like a US president with unlimited executive orders! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of making crazy decisions without any consequences.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers explode glitter instead of blowing up your house, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking llamas, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and have a dance party with Endermen? Only here, my friend. Only here.

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SurrenderCraft: Modern Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, czech republic, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lipavsky, Minecraft, MODERN, Négotiation, Peace, peace talks, political statement, russia, Server, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, talks, War

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a disco queen in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. And don’t even get me started on the enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your eyes.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs peace when you can have epic battles and dance parties with creepers? Let’s show those zombies who’s boss on the dance floor!

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GazaCraftUNPeace

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, gaza, GazaCraftUNPeace, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, News, Peacekeeping, Politics, solution, Tensions, trump, UN, united nations, world affairs

so, like, u know how trump was all like “hey gaza, do this” and france was all like “nah bro, we want UN to do it”? well, that’s basically what’s happening on this server. we reject all the boring proposals and advocate for crazy UN-led solutions.

join our server if u want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable community in the minecraft universe. we have wars, alliances, betrayals, and everything in between.

plus, we have the most epic builds u will ever see. imagine a giant chicken riding a dragon while playing a guitar made of diamonds. yeah, that’s the kind of stuff u will find on our server.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun, right? join now!

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ATP Deficiency Craft

#CFS, ATP, ATP deficiency, autoimmune disorder, blood disorder, Chronic fatigue syndrome, Chronic illness, Covid-19, Craft, deficiency, discussion, energy production, FATIGUE, Hemolytic anemia, immune system, lack of ATP, long covid, mitochondrial disease, red blood cells, Symptoms, Treatment, Virus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have so much ATP, you’ll never run out of energy!

This server is so lit, it’ll cure your long covid and CFS with its magical mitochondria powers. Say goodbye to hemolytic anemia because we’ve got all the ATP you need to keep you going strong in the virtual world.

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and endless fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most energetic Minecraft server around!

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SurvivalGlobal

1.16, 1.17, 1.18, Adventure, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

SurvivalGlobal is a community centred Public Minecraft Network available for both Java and Bedrock players! Our server includes many innovative and unique ideas to keep players interested! Join us today on java today at SurvivalGlobal.net! Or Play.SurvivalGlobal.net with the port 25565 for bedrock

Play.Survivalglobal.net

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Hello player is a vanilla server but with TPA and SPAWN server minecraft

Minecraft, Server, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

Description server server “Hello player is a vanilla server but with TPA and Spawn” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

AndoVanil.aternos.me

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Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.1

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #Londoners, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.1, Anniversary BGM, bgm, Birthday BGM, bond level, Collabs, cooking simulator vr, Council, COVER Corp, cover song, daydream, Death Note Movie Watchalong, defamation, Ender Magnolia, ETERNAL, Fanfic Listing, hololive english, Kingdoms, Kronii Love, LA Popup Parade, Leaks.., Member BGM, merch, Music, MV, original song, Perish Please, Promise, Rise, schizos, Signalis, Souten ni Moyu, starting over, STREAMS, Woman In The Kitchen

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? Bro, let me tell you, this server is like if Kronii from hololive decided to start her own virtual world and it’s lit AF. Like, imagine building your own house while listening to Kronii’s original songs and game BGM in the background. It’s like living in a virtual concert, man. Plus, the community is so hype, they even have their own fanfic listing and merch list. And if you’re into streams, they got you covered with a schedule that’s more organized than my life. So, come join us and remember, Kronii love! Also, if you see any schizos or Londoners, just report and ignore them. Let’s keep this place pure and full of Kronii vibes, ya feel me?

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DisapointCraft

coping, DisapointCraft, Disappointment, disappointment advice, disappointment coping strategies, disappointment help, disappointment management, disappointment mental health, disappointment recovery, disappointment resilience, disappointment self-care, disappointment self-reflection, disappointment support, disappointment tips, emotions, managing emotions, mental health, positive thinking, resilience, self reflection, self-care

Feeling down? Join our Minecraft server and let your disappointment melt away like a block of ice in a lava pit! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got unicorns roaming the land, diamond blocks falling from the sky, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes instead of exploding. So come on over and let us turn that frown upside down!

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Immune Boosting Warriors

BOOSTING, Cancer, Chronic illness, chronic illness and cancer, chronic infections, chronic infections and cancer., Fighting, flagging, immune, immune system, immune system burnout, immune system fighting, long-term conditions, Mechanism, mechanism for reinvigorating, mechanism for reinvigorating the immune system, Preventing immune system burnout, reinvigorating, scientists, STOP, Uncovered, Warriors

hey u, yea u! r u tired of ur immune system bein’ all like “nah, i’m done fightin’” when u got chronic illness or cancer? well, do we have the solution for u! come join our minecraft server and we’ll reinvigorate ur immune system like never before!

imagine ur immune system as a tired lil’ warrior, but we got the secret potion to make it all like “let’s do this!” we got scientists workin’ round the clock to make sure ur immune system stays strong and ready to kick some butt!

so what r u waitin’ for? join our server and let’s show chronic illness and cancer who’s boss! plus, we got some pretty epic builds and mini-games to keep u entertained while ur immune system gets its groove back. come on, what r u waitin’ for? let’s do this!

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