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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7618 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Votes: | 6477 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
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