| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 651 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Animals Bred: | 24 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1750 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1170 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 736151 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!
Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?
Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6179 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 3997 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1174 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 394628 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.
From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5648 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 7820 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4376 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4432 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 9596 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.
plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?
so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4066 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 7405 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 370245 | Farms Harvested: | 113 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.
Features:
Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!
Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink
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