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Zaki’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, fuck you, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, micheal zaki, Minecraft, Party, Server, Zakis

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Votes:	3749
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to that snoozefest and join our server where the grass grows so fast, it’s practically doing the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Piggyback Racing League” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flying chickens. It’s a wild ride, literally!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself! And remember, Michael Zaki is not invited.

UpgradeCraft Minecraft Server

Amalgamation, Anon, batls, btop, c#, cat, Colourful, complaint, df, du, duf, efficiency, ezatop, heavy, Minecraft, Recommendation, Rust, Server, Straight upgrade, Tech, Thread, UpgradeCraft, Utilities

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we have combined the best of du and df to create the ultimate gaming experience – duf!

Join us and experience the madness of turning cats into bats and watching them battle it out in epic showdowns. And don’t worry about things getting too heavy, because our server is so efficient that even Rust and C++ are jealous of our coding skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and see why everyone is talking about the craziness that is duf. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite animal hybrid to unleash in the ultimate battle for supremacy!

LostLoveCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, bereavement, comfort, Community, coping, emotions, family, Friends, Grief, healing, Loss, LostLoveCraft, love, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, Pain, redditors, Sadness, Server, sharing, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Towns Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with grief and sadness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can mine away your sorrows and build a new life for yourself! Our virtual therapists are here to help you work through your emotions while you craft your way to happiness. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they can bring your loved ones back from the dead! Join now and start your journey to healing through blocks and pixels.

YeetCraft

BIZARRE, colloquialisms, common, Communication, culture, dialect, Expressions, foreigner, funny, hilarious, IDIOMS, International, jargon, Language, misunderstanding, phrases, Slang, strange, Unique, Words, YeetCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by General Baa Baa Ram Ewe. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your fluffy comrades by your side. And don’t forget to visit the enchanted forest where the trees grow diamond leaves and the squirrels ride on flying pigs.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows or have a fear of dancing skeletons).

PyongyangPartyCraft

Conference Room, Diplomacy, Diplomatic, diplomatic incident, Dispute Resolution, EJECTED, EMBARRASSMENT, faux pas, foreign affairs, government officials, international relations, MINISTERS, North Korea, Politics, Protocol, Pyongyang, PyongyangPartyCraft, russia, Russian, summit, summit meeting

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian ministers get ejected for not knowing how to diplomacy in pyongyang!!! we have crazy shenanigans like building giant statues of kim jong un out of diamonds and riding pigs into battle against evil creepers. our community is full of wild and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the zombie apocalypse and stock up on all the diamonds you could ever want. join now for a truly unforgettable minecraft experience!

CelebCeptionCraft

CelebCeptionCraft, Celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity interviews, Entertainment, Interviewing, long tail, Media, podcast culture, podcast guests, podcast hosts, podcast industry, podcast trends, podcasting, podcasting celebrities, podcasting celebrities trend, podcasting industry, podcasting interviews, popular podcasts, tags

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

so like, u know how everyone is all about celebs these days? well, on this epic minecraft server, u can be the ultimate celeb! we got famous youtubers, tiktok stars, and even a talking llama who once dated a famous actor. join us and become the next big thing in the podcast industry! who needs real life when u can be a virtual celeb in minecraft? come join the fun and start your rise to fame today!

JurassicCraft: LokiceratopsRealm

ancient animals, Campanian, centrosaurine dinosaurs, ceratopsid, dinosaur evolution, dinosaur fossils, dinosaur species, extreme endemism, Fossil discovery, Judith River Formation, jurassiccraft, Lokiceratops rangiformis, LokiceratopsRealm, Montana, new genus, new species, Palaeontologists, paleontological research, Paleontology, prehistoric creatures, regional radiation, scientific discovery

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

yo, so like, imagine this: you join this cray cray minecraft server and BAM you’re transported back to the Cretaceous period where you gotta survive with a bunch of dinos running around. but get this, there’s a new species of ceratopsid called Lokiceratops rangiformis that’s like, the ruler of the server. you gotta team up with other players to take down this beast and claim your spot at the top of the food chain. it’s a wild ride full of epic battles and prehistoric shenanigans. so come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this dino-infested world!

Seven Kingdom Soap Making Party

Adventure, alliances, Battles, camaraderie, Competitions, Economy, Features, Journey, Kingdom, Kingdoms, Legends, Lore, Magic, making, Myths, Party, Plugins, Politics, power, Quests, smp, soap, Souls, Trade, Treasure

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

The 7 Kingdoms SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Unique Overlords	Seven distinct overlords each with their own realm and abilities
Lore and Gameplay	A rich world with secrets, legends, and quests
Player Driven Economy	Form alliances, trade resources, and navigate politics
Custom Plugins	Exclusive plugins enhancing gameplay and lore
Community Events	Server-wide competitions and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the following IP: 178.32.101.85

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/yAfteuJ7eB

Q: What can I expect in terms of gameplay?

A: You can expect a world filled with challenges, quests, politics, and player-driven economy

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server for more information

Blocky Baptist Church Minecraft Server

1850, 19th century, African American, African American history, Baptist, Baptist church, Blacks, blocky, Chicago, Chicago history, Chicago population, Church, construction, fake history, History, Illinois, Midwest, Minecraft, Population, racial history, religious history, Server, urban development, urban growth

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where we have recreated the bustling city of Chicago in 1850 with a population of 30k…or so they say! Explore our wacky version of history where the citizens of Chicago were actually all secretly llamas in disguise. Join us for a chance to uncover the truth behind this hilarious conspiracy and maybe even ride a llama or two around the city! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and embark on an adventure like no other!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

back garden, Boundaries, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, coping with trauma, CraftyKids, dinner invitation, forced to go, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, pool with slide, recovery journey, Server, sex trafficking, sexual abuse, South Korean, strip naked, support system, survivor, Therapy

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will make you forget all about awkward family dinners.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pools with slides just like the one in this story. But don’t worry, we won’t make you strip naked to join in on the fun (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like the unexpected twist in this tale. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while exploring our virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as this story, come join us for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your swim shorts (or not, we won’t judge)!