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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9292 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 112 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.