Stats November 22, 2024
| Players: |
94/400 |
Uptime: |
95% |
| Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: |
32 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: |
2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: |
12 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
12 |
| Farms Harvested: |
754 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: |
3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: |
5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: |
19 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
5 |
| Towns Built: |
4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
5 |
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so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
