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MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magic Items Found:	4069	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Votes:	3973

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.

But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

BoysTripMC Server

aita, annual trip, Board Gaming, BoysTripMC, cabin rental, closing date, curtain hanging, guy friends, guys trip, important trip, internet installation, leaving her hanging, middle of the trip, mirror hanging, moving company, new home construction, scheduled closing, Server, TV hanging, unreasonable request, wife’s anger

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
New Chunks Explored:	41047	Farms Harvested:	986
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

aita, Apology, bbq, birthmark, blue eyes, celebrate, Cruel, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, guest, home, husband’s aunt, HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft, in-laws, innocent comments, line, response, sarcastic, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Divine Spears Created:	26	Towns Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1036	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Ores Mined:	887
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

antioxidants, brain health, Cell Death, epilepsy, Epileptic Seizures, Excitotoxicity, Ferroptosis, FerroptosisCraft, Glutathione, Iron Metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neuroinflammation, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Role of Ferroptosis in Epilepsy, seizures

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Star Shards Collected:	112

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3324
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6333	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	851259	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!