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  • TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

    TotallyFriendlyMinecrafterz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, intrepid block-breakers and pixel-punchers, to a Minecraft realm that’s so wild, even Steve won’t believe it! You might be asking yourself, “What’s a completely non-sexual thing that somehow feels sexual?” Well, buckle up your diamond armor because you’re about to dive into a world where even the most innocent of pastimes take a totally unexpected turn!

    Picture this: you’re mining deep underground, steam rising from the cavern walls—it’s intoxicating! Suddenly, you stumble upon a cavernous obsidian and lava pool that makes your heart race (no, not the kind of heart you find in a chest). Your goal? Crazy rare ores! But every time you swing that mighty pickaxe, all you can hear is the echo of “Oh, yeah, baby!” from the depths as your diamonds blissfully pop out. Who knew mining could make you feel like you just stumbled into a cosmic love affair?

    Feeling a little peckish? Join our famous “Poke Your Pig” contest! Tail-wagging pigs will be lining up for the chance to be your ride, but be careful; don’t take it too far, or you might just end up with a pig that gives you those kinds of looks! Caution: there are rumors of enchanted carrots that promise to make you irresistible to our fabulous four-legged friends. Can you handle that level of attention?

    And don’t get us started on our infamous “Water Slide of Doom”! This hydraulic wonder makes you feel more free than a butterfly trapped in a net. Jump down and experience all the twists and turns that gurgle like a flirtatious creek. It’s not just a water slide; it’s a euphoric rush that will have you yelling for joy as you plunge into the refreshing depths—definitely more thrilling than a simple splash!

    Prepare for our Yes-Yes-Yo-Yo Dance-Off every Friday! Watch as Minecraft mobs breakdance on your cobblestone roof while you attempt to dance your way to victory. Who knew skeletons could twerk or that creepers could moonwalk?! Keep your carefully crafted armor on, because no one leaves this party unscathed… or without an explosive good time!

    And as if that wasn’t enticing enough, every building project here feels like a personal invitation to architectual seduction—there’s nothing quite like crafting a sleek modern house only to find you’ve accidentally attracted an army of eager villagers who “want to move in.” It feels a little like being in a romance novel; everyone wants what you’ve got!

    So join us! We promise a hilarious blend of adventure, chaos, and unsuspected sensations that’ll leave you breathless—definitely not that kind of breathless, but who knows what might happen when the sun sets and the mobs come out to play? Grab your blocks, bring your crazy stories, and prepare to dive into a Minecraft world like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Special Craft

    Special Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    A very cool server, it has sky wars, survival games, sky block and everything else, usasahsuha and that’s right. Wow, the description has to be 100 characters, wow, it takes a while, it’s 100 characters, my god.

    hub.specialcraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • StainedRain

    StainedRain

    New Minecraft Servers

    StainedRain is a server dedicated to Factions PvP! On the server we have a voting system, that rewards you for voting, VIPs, daily and weekly kits, high performance server, with 2GB of RAM! The player capacity is 24 at the moment, but if we get donations, the size will be upped! JOIN US NOW!

    92.222.215.177

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Laikiux.lt Minecraft

    Laikiux.lt Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: mc.laikiux.lt Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

    mc.laikiux.lt

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GloryPVP

    GloryPVP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome fellow minecrafter! Want a new faction/pvp server to play on then join us GloryPVP! We are mainly a faction based server with amazing plugins and soon enough we will have custom plugins and stuff once players start to join anyways… Oh did i mention that theres No Lag! Join Today!

    158.69.226.20:25593

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TownyAge

    TownyAge

    New Minecraft Servers

    TownyAge: The Ultimate Towny Experience. 4 years and still going with an amazing community! A very mature server that allows profanity and “adult topics”. We don’t tolerate those who aim to ruin the experience for everyone else. Our goal is a super chill experience with some super chill people.

    play.TownyAge.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WhatTheCube

    WhatTheCube

    New Minecraft Servers

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    play.epicube.fr

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AussieTechGamer

    AussieTechGamer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello welcome to StellaPvP! We are a new server with loads of plugins for example: Custom Enchants, McMMO, FloAuction, Factions, Votifier, PlayerHeads, CombatLog, Warp Portals and lots more 🙂 we hope to see you on!

    ———————————————————– http://www.stellapvp.enjin.com/ ———————————————————–

    104.219.7.41

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UniverseHub

    UniverseHub

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a Danish server on which we have now got the Vote system. we are a server for you where we love to play with you. we have a good prison server which our players think is quite good. we are 4 owners of 4-5 servers

    Universehub.tk

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LoLQuest

    LoLQuest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for staff, apply at : http://mclolquest.jimdo.com Also currently looking for players to run the following kingdoms: -Noxus -Bandle City -Piltover -Ionia -Bilgewater -Frelijord

    Your can also create your own kingdom however you don’t have the benefits that the larger kingdoms have such as shops and larger scale protection.

    198.27.122.34

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DiddyCraft

    DiddyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey Guys! As you may know, the staff and I have been working really hard on the servers. Sadly we had to let a few of our staff members go recently, So we now have 5 helper positions open! Now to the main part of this: Soon we will be releasing the server to the public, after that is done we will have a quite larger playerbase.

    Diddy.mcserver.ws

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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