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Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

#ps5pro, 2k, anticipation, console, EXCITEMENT, exclusive, Friends, Gaming, graphics, gta6, high quality, hype, Minecraft, multiplayer, next gen, nigga, ONLINE, PC, PlayStation, Powerful, Release, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4536	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, blocky, Bundesliga, Bundesliga 3, Challenges, Coaching, Competition, determination, Failure, German Football, Improvement, League, Management, Minecraft, Performance, Players, progress, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, success, Tactics, TEAM

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

ah, AITAH, backyard, Boyfriend, Calls, duplex, Escape, Gate, German shepherd dog, hurt, key, love, Minecraft, partner, PetOverPartner, prioritizing my pet, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Space, SWEET, texts, Trust, well trained, young

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	9926
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

age difference, Boundaries, Boyfriend, complaining, dad, family, family dynamics, Friends, guest list, guest list etiquette, INTIMATE, NoPlusOneAllowedCraft, partner, relationship length, Siblings, sister, Small wedding, STEPDAUGHTER, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding planning

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

KyivDroneDefense

aerial defense, aerial surveillance, air defense, air defense system, anti-aircraft defense, counter drone measures, defense strategy, defense system, defense technology, drone attack, drone defense tactics, Drone Detection, drone interception, drone warfare, kyiv, KyivDroneDefense, military defense, military drones, national security, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	53
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hero and save the day? well, on this server, u can do just that! we had this epic battle where our air defense system totally saved Kyiv from a mass drone attack. it was like something out of a movie, but in Minecraft! join us and be a part of the action, protect cities, and be a total badass. come on, u know u wanna be a hero!

PokeTale

Adventure, BATTLING, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Evolution, gym, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemart, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Trading

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Join our friendly community where your voice truly matters! At PokeTale, we are committed to creating an immersive and dynamic environment that evolves with our players suggestions. Here’s what awaits you:

– 3 Unique Custom Starters – Begin your adventure with one of our exclusive, custom-designed starters that you won’t find anywhere else!

– Exclusive Domains – Explore special areas where rare, textured Pokémon can be found. These unique locations are filled with secrets and surprises! … and so much more!

170.205.24.99:25567

Treason? Nah. Minecraft Server

activism, Anti-establishment, civil disobedience, Democracy, disagreement, dissent, dissenting opinion, Elites, freedom of speech, government control, Minecraft, Nah, political defiance, political dissent, Politics, protest, questioning authority, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Server, Treason, US government

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4323	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Crops Grown:	9910
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Tired of being bossed around by the government? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of the elites and build your own empire! No more taxes, no more rules – just pure unadulterated blocky fun! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the feds if they come knocking. So come join us and stick it to the man in the most pixelated way possible!

Cryptos SMP Layer 1 General

Algorand, avalanche, Binance Smart Chain, Blockchain, Cardano, Cosmos, cryptocurrency, Cryptos, decentralized finance, Elrond, ethereum, Fantom, general, Harmony, Hedera Hashgraph, LAYER, Layer 1 crypto, Near Protocol, nfts, polkadot, smp, solana, terra, Tezos, vechain

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only currency is crypto! That’s right, instead of diamonds and emeralds, we trade in Bitcoin and Ethereum.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to fight a dragon made entirely out of Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered. How about building a rollercoaster out of NFTs? We’ve got that too.

And don’t even get us started on the layer 1 cryptos. We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with experts who will analyze which crypto has the best chance to moon. Will it be Bitcoin? Ethereum? Or maybe even a new crypto called Shreklite that’s made entirely out of ogre farts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest crypto-fueled adventure of your life!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

attentive, convenience store, Cooking, currency difference, devastated, different diets, eating habits, family, food in the fridge, grocery store, HangryCraft, humble beginnings, International trip, Meals, Minecraft, Miserable, parents, Server, STARVING, third-world country, Visiting, working from home

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	5946	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a better dining experience than OP’s parents had during their visit!

Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on virtual food to your heart’s content. Our kitchen is always fully stocked with pixelated goodies, and you can cook up a storm whenever you want. No need to worry about going hungry or spending money at the convenience store like OP’s poor parents did.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can take your in-game family out for a virtual dinner every day, without breaking the bank! Just imagine the joy of watching your blocky parents chow down on delicious Minecraft meals, all thanks to your generosity.

So come on over to our server and let’s eat, mine, and craft together in harmony. And remember, don’t be like OP – always make sure your virtual family is well-fed and happy!

ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!