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Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	9329
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Void Gems Collected:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

Sweeping Up Fun SMP: Where the Janitor is the Boss! Join our semi-vanilla server now, whitelist only.

1.21, application, balance, balanced rules, Boss, Community, community-driven, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Fantasy Nations, Fun, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, janitor, Join, Moderators, new world, player made events, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Semivanilla, Server, smp, stoneworks, Sweeping, War, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Love Letters Sent:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Votes:	9320	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Janitors Closet SMP

The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where you create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, special player made events, and more! It’s very similar to stonework’s but very different at the same time. We want to make a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators where everyone has a chance to be something within the server!

The server has been recently set to 1.21 in a new world, there’s still lots of chances for new players to stake their claim! We are looking for many new members to fill up the world with their ideas and builds! Just fill out a simple application after reading the rules so we know you are a good fit for the server!

Some things you can expect on the server (plugin wise) are Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and much more quality of life plugins as well as plugins to enhance roleplay and stories made on the server!

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
What plugins does the server have?	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more quality of life plugins.
Can I create my own fantasy nation?	Yes, the server allows players to create their own fantasy nations and engage in diplomacy and war.
Are moderators active on the server?	Yes, there are balanced rules and moderators to ensure a positive community experience.

The Mine Shift Minecraft Server

ARBEITEN, Brudis, deutsch, Durchhaltevermögen, Erfolg, Ermutigung, Freitagmorgen, frühschicht, glaube, Minecraft, motivation, positive Gedanken, Produktivität, Selbstbewusstsein, selbstliebe, selbstvertrauen, Selbstwert, Server, Shift, teamwork, Unterstützung, ZUHAUSE, Zusammenhalt

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ores Mined:	6156

Bist du auch Freitagmorgen und sitzt zuhause fest? Keine Sorge, auf unserem verrückten Minecraft Server wirst du daran erinnert, wie toll du bist! Hier kannst du mit deinen Brudis zusammen spielen und gemeinsam die Welt erobern. Und das Beste: Wenn du jetzt beitrittst, bekommst du automatisch zwei Brudis dazu! Ja, du hast richtig gehört, zwei für den Preis von einem! Also komm schon, lass uns zusammen die verrücktesten Abenteuer erleben und zeigen, dass wir uns alle gegenseitig unterstützen können. Glaub an dich und an die Power der Brudis!

Minecraft SMP: Large Indies Global

Birthday Calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, Global, indie vtubers, indies, koikatsu cards, Large, large indies, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, OC material, smp, twitch partner, viewership, VOD archival, vtuber clips, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber IPs, vtuber swarm, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more – because who needs mainstream when you can have the VIP treatment?

But wait, there’s more! Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers, you’re welcome to join the madness.

We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for all your spinning needs. Plus, don’t forget about our Chuuba Birthday Calendar – because what’s a Minecraft SMP without celebrating virtual birthdays?

So come on down and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. See you on the server, and remember – it’s not just Minecraft, it’s an adventure!

CraftyTalentSecret

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	8206
Astral Projections Made:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	133	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you secretly a master builder in Minecraft but too shy to show off your skills? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret society of builders who are so talented, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft architect in our wacky world where the pigs ride on minecarts and the creepers breakdance to the beat of the jukebox. Trust us, you won’t find a more eccentric and entertaining Minecraft server out there!

Dino Dig Adventure

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have UNCOVERED a brand new tyrannosaur species called Labocania aguillonae in mexico!!! yea u heard that right, we are basically like real life paleontologists but in minecraft!!

if u join our server, u can be one of the first to see this new dino in action!! we have built a whole dinosaur park for u to explore and see all the crazy creatures we have found!!

not only that, but we also have insane minigames like dino racing and fossil hunting!! u can even ride on the back of a T-Rex if u dare!!

so what r u waiting for?? come join our server and be a part of this epic discovery!! who knows what other crazy things we will find next!! 🦖🦕🔥

FREEDOM – Minecraft server for an enjoyable game 1.21 Minecraft server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	4509
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

FREEDOM – Minecraft server for an enjoyable game 1.21We have hats, furniture, custom dungeons and much more!Vanilla+

We have simplified vanilla with commands on /home /tpa /spawn, more details /help in the game.

Submit an application for a server in our discord channel, free of charge:https://discord.gg/cMN8D4FmPx

185.9.145.209:25927

EA’s Delisted Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5669	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Tired of boring old SimShitty? Join our Minecraft server where you can actually build and create without any pesky always-online bugs ruining your fun! Plus, we’re so awesome that even Electronic Arts couldn’t handle our greatness and had to delist us from the Wii Virtual Console. So come join us for some epic building, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs SimShitty when you can have all the fun on our server instead?

Block Ops 6 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring back the glory days of COD…wait, wrong game. But hey, who needs guns when you have diamond swords and creepers, am I right?

Join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you questioning your sanity. Will you be the next Minecraft champion or will you end up getting blown up by a stray creeper? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mysterious player who rules over all the chickens in the land. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Lord for yourself? Or will you end up being pecked to death by his army of feathered minions?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing college, work, and family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

🤑 Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving away your hard-earned diamonds to your lazy brother who dropped out of Minecraft University? Don’t worry, on our server, we support your right to keep your loot for yourself! No more sacrificing your precious resources for someone who can’t even mine a block properly.

🌟 Join us and let’s build a world where family drama stays in the real world and not in your Minecraft inventory. Who needs to lend diamonds when you can use them to craft epic armor and weapons to conquer the virtual world? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience! #FamilyDramaFreeServer 😂🎮

LostStudents43 – JusticeDelayed

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like the disappearance of 43 students in mexico! we got secret underground tunnels and spooky forests to explore. maybe we’ll even find the missing students hiding in our pixelated world! join now for a chance to be a hero and bring justice to these poor families. plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! don’t miss out on the action, join now!