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Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Towns Built:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

Eternal Dream Realm 1.21

conservative values, don’t care, dream, election results, ETERNAL, political beliefs, political opinions, Presidential election, Realm, republican party, still voted, trump, voting decisions

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! If you wanna join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of rabid llamas, then you gotta check out this place!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we got more diamonds than a Beverly Hills jewelry store! And our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny!

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you wanna scream “Don’t care still voted Trump” at the top of your lungs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BoomerRage Minecraft Server

Ageism, AITAH, BoomerRage, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, elderly entitlement, elderly man, fast food, financial situations, Harassment, homeless man, job dissatisfaction, Minecraft, Respect, rude behavior, Seniors, Server, two weeks notice, two wrongs, Yelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any harassment, even from grumpy old men! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the fast food restaurant where OP works!

On our server, you can stand up to rude players just like OP stood up to that old man. Show them who’s boss and defend the rights of all players, regardless of their in-game financial situation. And if they try to give you dirty looks, just slam your hands on the keyboard and tell them to get out!

But beware, just like in the fast food world, two wrongs don’t make a right. So make sure to handle conflicts with a bit more finesse than OP did. Or don’t, because who cares when you’re having this much fun?

So come join us on our server, where respect is earned, not given, and where you can have the day you deserve! And remember, if anyone tries to mess with you, just wave them goodbye with a smile and keep on gaming. See you there!

BoardGameBystanderAITA

Argument, balance, Board Game, BoardGameBystanderAITA, Communication, Conflict, couples, Friends, Frustration, game night, group dynamics, humor, misunderstanding, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, relationship, Silence, Social Interaction, Tension, ticket to ride

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a game night gone wrong? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few arguments over who gets the last block of diamonds.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only drama is whether or not you can defeat the Ender Dragon. Plus, with our unique gameplay features and friendly community, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who can turn a simple game night into a full-blown argument over the rules of Ticket To Ride? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else.

And if you’re looking for a server where you can joke around with your friends without worrying about someone getting upset, then look no further. Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and maybe even make a few enemies along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

CraftyCreeperInterviews

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	115	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring interview questions like “Where do you see yourself in five years?” Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to answer dumb questions again! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will have you questioning your sanity. Want to know the meaning of life? Join our server and find out (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds). So why waste your time with boring interviews when you could be exploring our insane Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!

CeO2 Thermal Switches – Hot Blocks Be Gone!

#sustainability, active material, Alternative, blocks, CeO2, cerium oxide, eco-friendly, efficient, energy efficiency, heat management, heat transfer, high performance, hot, innovation, materials science, researchers, sustainable, switches, Technology, Thermal, thermal conductivity, thermal management, thermal switches, thin films

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2981	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	109	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

join this cray cray minecraft server where we use cerium oxide thermal switches to manage heat like a boss. our thin films are made of cerium oxide (CeO2) and they are so efficient, it’s like magic! say goodbye to overheating and hello to sustainable heat management. come join us and experience the power of cerium oxide in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, literally!

Country Love Bros 1.21.1

1.21.1, Admiration, admiration for women, admiration for women in my country, adoration, Affection, Angels, appreciation, beauty, bros, Country, Incredible, love, love for women, love for women in my country, Respect, Women, women are angels, women are incredible

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1792
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Yo bros, this Minecraft server is like a paradise for all you simps out there! We got virtual women that will make you question your reality, they’re like angels but pixelated. Join now and experience the love for women in a whole new level, it’s unbelievable bro!

HealingHurry Minecraft Server

Abuse, advice, attachment, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Frustration, Healing Process, HealingHurry, Minecraft, moving on, mutual understanding, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, self-care, Selfishness, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mines Excavated:	3423
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of relationships better than your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who know the struggle of being blocked and unblocked multiple times, just like you. Join us for a chance to start anew in a world where you can build your own happiness without the drama. Plus, we have special events where you can unleash your frustrations by blowing up your ex’s virtual house (just kidding…kind of). So come on in and let’s block out the negativity together!

HonkCraft: Pedestrian Panic

Argument, braking, CLTL, crossing pedestrian, Driver, frightened, gap, HonkCraft, honked, Honking, left turn, letting through, oncoming traffic, Panic, Pedestrian, run over, stepdad, Stopping, tboning, travel lanes, urge, Waiting

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can release your road rage in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and honk at other players for no reason at all! Let out all your frustrations from real life and pretend you’re driving in the wildest traffic jam ever.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special pedestrian crossing feature where you can stop in the middle of the road and watch as other players honk at you for no apparent reason. It’s the ultimate test of patience and driving skills in Minecraft.

Join now and experience the thrill of honking at virtual pedestrians and arguing with your virtual stepdad about road etiquette. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CashCraft SMP – Mo’ Money, Mo’ Solutions!

CashCraft, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, financial solutions, Financial Stability, MONEY, money and happiness, money and relationships, money and stress, money and success, money management, money management tips, Money Matters, money mindset, money problems, money solutions, money talks, problem solving, problem-solving skills, smp, SOLUTIONS, wealth

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Epic Quests Completed:	25

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have a secret money tree that grows diamonds instead of leaves! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And if you join, you can totally harvest them and be rich AF in the game.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples, like, what even?! And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll have unlimited OP gear for days.

And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens that give you quests to find rare loot. It’s like a chicken mafia or something, but they’re super chill and just want to help you level up.

So yeah, join our Minecraft SMP and let money solve all your problems because who needs therapy when you have a money tree and talking chickens, amirite? #BestServerEver #MoneyTreeDiamonds #TalkingChickenMafia

ExFetishCraft

bizarre fantasies, bizarre fetishes, Exes, ExFetishCraft, kinks, kinky partners, odd behaviors, offbeat interests, peculiar fetishes, peculiar preferences, peculiar quirks, quirky turn ons, relationships, strange desires, strange obsessions, unconventional attractions, unique tastes, unusual habits, unusual kinks, unusual turn-ons, weird fetish

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of your ex with a weird fetish out of diamond blocks. That’s right, we encourage creativity and self-expression in the most bizarre ways possible.

Imagine the look on your ex’s face when they log on and see themselves immortalized in pixel art form, complete with their weirdest fetish on full display. It’s the ultimate revenge in the most hilarious way possible.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild on our server. Who knows, you might just discover a new fetish of your own along the way!