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BroCraft SMP: I’m Not Gonna Lie

authentic relationships, brocraft, bros, brotherhood, deep connection, Game, gaming obsession, genuine love, Gonna, heartfelt appreciation, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty with bros, lie, love, love for game, loyalty to bros, passion for gaming, sincere feelings, smp, True Emotions, unreal excitement

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft SMP is straight up lit, like hotter than a blaze in the Nether. We’re talking about a server where creepers do the Macarena and villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and screaming “YOLO” at the top of your lungs. We’ve got custom mobs that are as rare as finding a golden apple in a dungeon chest, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on battling a herd of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. It’s gonna be epic, bros.

BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ANTIVAXXER, aspergers, assisted living facility, brocraft, cart wrangler, covid shot, disability, enabling behavior, exhaustion, family dynamics, Guillain-Barré syndrome, guilted into helping, handicapped brother, hoarder, medicaid, Minecraft, obese, parental responsibilities, physical therapy, Server, sibling relationships, therapy sessions, Ultimate, wheelchair accessible van

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Star Shards Collected:	256	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

🤪 Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns at every corner.

😂 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a cast of characters straight out of a reality TV show? Well, here’s your chance! From antivaxxer brothers to hoarder moms, we’ve got it all!

🤣 Join us and witness the epic tale of a brother who refused the covid shot, only to end up in an assisted living facility with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Will he ever learn to wheel himself in a wheelchair? Find out on our server!

😜 And don’t miss the thrilling saga of a family torn apart by coddling and enabling. Will the aunt’s email guilt trip bring them together, or push them further apart? Only on our Minecraft server!

🤪 So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? See you there! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

FiancésFiascoCraft

aita, big ceremony, California, civil ceremony, courthouse wedding, Cut off, Decisions, deployment, fiancé’s parents, FiancésFiascoCraft, financial support, live our lives, marriage process, Proposal, relationship, Respect, social security card, United States Navy, Yelling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
New Chunks Explored:	176592	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky parents. No need to worry about financial support for your virtual nuptials – our server has all the resources you need to create the perfect ceremony, complete with pixelated cake and diamond ring.

So why wait for your deployment to be over to tie the knot? On our server, you can say “I do” whenever you please, without any judgment or threats of being cut off. Plus, who needs a social security card when you have a pickaxe and a stack of diamonds at your disposal?

Join us now and let’s build a love story that even the creepers will envy. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft weddings to plan? Let’s make some blocky memories together!

WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

TurkeyCraft: War of Blocks

Analysis, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Erdogan, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, prediction, speculation, Tension, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house! Forget about Turkey and Israel, come build your own empire and battle it out with other players for dominance. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic Minecraft wars instead? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TurkeyCraft: Erdogan’s Quest

Conflict, Erdogan, Erdogan foreign policy, Erdogan intervention, Erdogan Israel, Erdogan Palestine, Erdogan Palestinians, Erdogans, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, intervention, Israel, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, palestine, palestinians, Politics, Quest, turkey, Turkey Israel, Turkey politics, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	New Chunks Explored:	713489
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7810

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this wild adventure where turkey and israel are like fighting in the game, but then erdogan comes in like a superhero and is all like “im gonna help the palestinians, y’all!” and u get to be a part of this crazy battle where u gotta choose sides and fight for what u believe in. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CraftyWebHub

browsing, browsing history, Communication, connectivity, CraftyWebHub, Cyberspace, data transfer, Digital, global network, Hyperlinks, information superhighway, internet, netizens, ONLINE, search engine, Surfing, Technology, virtual world, web, world wide web, www

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Void Armor Forged:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	2321	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

New Earth 2

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Mode, Economy, Factions, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nations, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magic Items Found:	5711
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

What is New Earth 2? New Earth 2 is a Minecraft server, that has a nations, minigames, and post-apocalyptic game modes! Currently the only “Game Mode” that is out is Earth Mode, which is the nations game mode. Here in New Earth 2, we are a fun community, and our server is really fun! We hope you will enjoy your time here!

174.138.191.219:19142

Hermitcraft-Like TeaTime SMP: Where tea and Minecraft make the perfect blend!

Blend, Builders, custom models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mod list, Modded, Mods, perfect, plushies, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, Server Events, server specialty, shopping district, smp, spill the tea, tea, Teatime, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us:

-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty:

Custom Server Models
Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Shopping District
Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
Gamenights
Soon to be roleplaying features

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, we welcome all players who are 17+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.
Do I have to participate in voice chat?	No, voice chat is optional on our server.
Are there specific rules I need to follow?	We have relaxed rules that can be found on our discord server.
What kind of events do you host?	We host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more. Stay tuned for game nights and roleplaying features.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

action, aliens, battle, bug slaughtering, Challenges, co-op, edf, Extermination, Gaming, giant bugs, insects, INTENSE, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, PixelPunch, Sci Fi, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, teamwork, video game, weapons

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	277	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of just building in Minecraft? Want to put your bug-squashing skills to the test? Look no further than our server! Join us for the ultimate bug slaughtering simulator experience.

Ever wanted to fight off giant spiders with a diamond sword? Or take on an army of creepers with nothing but a stack of potatoes? On our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, these bugs aren’t your average Minecraft mobs. They’re faster, stronger, and more determined than ever before. Can you survive the swarm and come out victorious? Join us now and find out!