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Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	6469
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	515240	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Votes:	9337	Dragon Eggs Found:	5935
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Towns Built:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8960	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7557	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ores Mined:	9237
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6512

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	155	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	5594	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	256

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!