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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8368 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 8097 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!