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Loot Land Minecraft Server

10 stacks, all over, Be me, Fendi, Fragrance, Land, Loot, Minecraft, pee pee, poo poo, Server, Situation, waste it, what do

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6927
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	99	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Votes:	2512	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: You log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, pigs are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty. Want to join a faction? How about teaming up with the llamas who have formed their own llama mafia and are running the server’s underground black market for rare items. And don’t even get me started on the secret disco party that happens every full moon where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Piss Off Minecraft Server

bathroom, bodily fluids, fetish, golden shower, Humiliation, Minecraft, Pee, pee desperation, pee drinking, pee fetish, pee fetish community, pee fetishism, pee fetishists, pee kink, pee lovers, pee pee, pee play, pee porn, piss, Server, Urination, URINE, wetting

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Animals Bred:	175	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a herd of exploding sheep that rained down TNT from the sky. It was chaos, but oh boy was it hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Piss Tower, a towering structure made entirely out of golden blocks. Legend has it that anyone who reaches the top will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the Piss Tower and claim your wishes?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual Pig Racing Championship. Players saddle up on their trusty pigs and race through obstacle courses, dodging obstacles and power-ups along the way. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (not really, but wouldn’t that be amazing?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those exploding sheep!

Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	794
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	210	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

A, adoration, bow, Bow Down., deity, deity worship, devotion, divine worship, GOD, god worship, homage, idolatry, Minecraft, new god, obeisance, praise, religious worship, reverence, smp, spiritual devotion, Submission, SUPPLICATION, veneration, Worship

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	50
Towns Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Farms Harvested:	569

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

DinnerCraft SMP

Cooking, cooking at home, cooking for family, cooking inspiration, Dinner, dinner ideas, dinner menu, dinner preparation, dinner recipes, dinnercraft, family dinner, food preparation, home cooked dinner, home cooked meals, home cooking, meal ideas, meal planning, meal planning ideas, meal prep, menu planning, recipe ideas, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Crops Grown:	2229	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	312
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

CraftyBlockz

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, behavioral addiction, compulsive behavior, CraftyBlockz, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, underestimated addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

23.161.168.61:30033

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

Address, Community, direct join, Experience, Gaming, JOINMC, Latest Version, Link, maio, Minecolonies, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, port not needed, Ribitech, Server, Sky Bees 2, Skyblock, skyblocking, Skytisfactory

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	54	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	New Chunks Explored:	923954
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

10+ Year History, 2PlentyofClaimsHuge, Age 25+, Claims, Community, CommunityMinimum, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Discord, DistanceDecade, Dynmap, Enderman, Flavors1.21Hide, hard difficulty, independent, legacy server, Map, Minecraft, Peak Times, Render, Render Distance, SeekAge, Server, smaller, Stories, TinyScoopEarth, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

asking price, give price, how much, item appraisal, item for sale, item pricing, item valuation, lol, Mart, Minecraft, PIXEL, price inquiry, price quote, selling belongings, selling goods, selling items, selling merchandise, selling online, selling possessions, selling products, selling stuff, Server, want to sell item

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4439	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Votes:	4580
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

CryCraft: No More Tears

Attention, Boundaries, Choices, CryCraft, crying, Fallout, Friend, hooking up, male attention, Moral values, one night stand, relationship, Religious, religious beliefs, religious conflict, roommate, roommates, sex, sobbing, Tears, Understanding, victim mentality

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.