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  • Loot Land Minecraft Server

    Loot Land Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: You log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, pigs are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty. Want to join a faction? How about teaming up with the llamas who have formed their own llama mafia and are running the server’s underground black market for rare items. And don’t even get me started on the secret disco party that happens every full moon where the creepers show off their sick dance moves. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other, come join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Piss Off Minecraft Server

    Piss Off Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a herd of exploding sheep that rained down TNT from the sky. It was chaos, but oh boy was it hilarious!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Piss Tower, a towering structure made entirely out of golden blocks. Legend has it that anyone who reaches the top will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the Piss Tower and claim your wishes?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual Pig Racing Championship. Players saddle up on their trusty pigs and race through obstacle courses, dodging obstacles and power-ups along the way. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (not really, but wouldn’t that be amazing?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those exploding sheep!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

    Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

    But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

    So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Femoid-Free Zone 1.21

    Femoid-Free Zone 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about those bioholes and come join our Minecraft server! We don’t have any femoids here, just a bunch of epic gamers building and surviving together. Plus, who needs those bioholes when you can hang out with cool troons instead? It’s a wild ride of blocky adventures and chaos, so come join us and leave those bioholes in the dust!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MealRegret Minecraft Server

    MealRegret Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a poorly cooked fish finger sandwich? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with over-the-top reactions and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the chef (yes, we have a chef in our Minecraft world) starts throwing a fit because you didn’t like the taste of the virtual fish you caught. But don’t worry, our waiter will handle the situation with grace and maybe even throw in a bacon sandwich as a peace offering.

    And if you ever feel guilty about causing a scene, just toss some virtual money their way and watch the chaos unfold. Our chef may call you “fucking pathetic,” but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    So why wait? Join our server now for a dining experience you won’t forget (and hopefully won’t have to pay for with real money)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomzHouseSaver420

    MomzHouseSaver420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your mom’s crazy antics.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of it going into foreclosure. No need to worry about your mom asking you for money to cover her mortgage – she’s too busy fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

    Instead of dealing with real-life family drama, join us for some virtual fun and games. Who needs a dysfunctional mom when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who always have your back?

    So come on over to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for their drug addiction – unless it’s for virtual diamonds, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ColdHotFood Minecraft SMP

    ColdHotFood Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear sunglasses and the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!

    So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

    So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineOlympics2024

    MineOlympics2024

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Olympic Games locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect spot for the next Olympics! Picture this: athletes competing in events like Creeper Javelin Throw, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery. And don’t even get us started on the Opening Ceremony, where players ride pigs dressed as unicorns while fireworks explode in the sky. So why settle for a regular old Olympic Games when you can join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious games ever? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

    UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineRealm

    MineRealm

    New Minecraft Servers

    MineRealm Overview

    Server game.minerealm.com
    Website minerealm.com
    Rules minerealm.com/rules/

    About MineRealm:

    From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

    We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

    FAQ

    How long has MineRealm been running?

    MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

    How many unique players have joined MineRealm?

    Over 265,000 unique players have joined MineRealm since its launch.

    What is the core gameplay like on MineRealm?

    We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while offering additional meta-gameplay options that are fully optional.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP