PED abuse Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6427	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Emeralds Found:	3211	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

Berry Weight Loss – Juice & Blocks

Alternative Medicine, antioxidant-rich, berry, blocks, blood glucose levels, dietary supplement, Elderberry juice, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, herbal remedies, holistic health, holistic wellness, immune system support, insulin levels, Juice, Loss, metabolic health, natural remedies, Nutritional benefits, plant-based nutrition, Superfood, weight, weight management, wellness trends

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Emeralds Found:	2158	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

join dis cray cray minecraft server and u will be sippin on elderberry juice all day long, cuz it’s da secret weapon for weight loss and super fast metabolism!!! like, u won’t even believe it, but peeps on dis server saw their blood sugar drop by 24% and their insulin levels go down by 9%!!! it’s like magic in a blocky world, u gotta try it to believe it!!! come join us and get ready to be the healthiest player in all of minecraft, cuz elderberry juice is da key to success!!! #minecraftmagic #elderberryjuiceftw

Moonbat

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, Hope, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, player events, progress, Safe, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update, Version

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	84
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Version	1.21.1
Description	Moonbat Minecraft offers a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and a griefing-enabled SMP. Both SMP maps are permanent and regularly updated. Player events and minigames like spleef are also available.
IP	moonbat.ddns.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I grief on the server?	Yes, the griefing-enabled SMP allows players to grief.
Is my progress safe on the SMP maps?	Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
Are there player events on the server?	Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.
What minigames are available?	Minigames like spleef have recently been added to the server.

Pixel Pioneers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93209631, long tail tags, Numbers, Pioneers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3655
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s like a party in your brain and everyone’s invited, even the creepers!

You’ll be building epic structures that make the Eiffel Tower look like a sad little stick figure drawing. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like the Spice Girls of Minecraft, bringing all the drama and excitement.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and raining down diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. So come on, join us on this wild ride of blocky madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

Dads, Drama, House, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between OP and her brother T.

Forget about building castles and farms, on our server you’ll be building walls to keep out your crazy relatives! Will you choose to reconcile with T or block him like a pesky zombie? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like T’s temper tantrums, griefing is not allowed on our server. So keep your cool and your pickaxe handy as you navigate through the drama-filled world of family feuds.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of sibling rivalry. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds in the rough along the way!

HeatWarsMC

Accommodation, autism, bad attitude, Boundaries, cleaning schedule, compromise, Controlling, Dismissive, DISRESPECTFUL, guilt trip, Heating, HeatWarsMC, housemate, indoor temperatures, Invasive, Temperature, thermostat, UK standard, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	7358
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of compromising on your Minecraft server preferences? Join our server where we have a strict 16-17°C temperature limit to keep things cool and cozy! No more unbearable heat like on other servers, we prioritize your comfort here.

Plus, we don’t use autism as an excuse to guilt trip others into getting our way. Our players are respectful and understanding, no matter what challenges they may face. Say goodbye to rude and dismissive behavior, and hello to a welcoming and inclusive community.

And don’t worry about sharing responsibilities on our server – we have a strict cleaning schedule that everyone actually follows! No more one person doing all the work while others sit back and relax. We believe in fairness and teamwork here.

So come join our Minecraft server today, where the temperature is just right and the atmosphere is always friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you experience the difference!