PED abuse

Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

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NoMoreFamilyDutiesMC

burden, difficult decision, DINKS, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gatherings stress, financial burden, Hosting, hosting fatigue, meeting at restaurant, NoMoreFamilyDutiesMC, Out of state family, refusing to host, RESPONSIBILITY, rotating responsibilities, sharing the load, splitting responsibilities, time burden

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hosting Thanksgiving is a thing of the past! Are you tired of being the designated host for all family gatherings? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be hosting is epic battles and building competitions!

Join us and leave the burden of hosting behind. No need to hire cleaners or stress about family expectations, because in our virtual world, the only expectation is to have a great time. Build your dream home without the pressure of real-life responsibilities, and invite your friends to join in on the fun.

Don’t be the difficult one in your family – be the hero of your own Minecraft world. Say goodbye to hosting duties and hello to endless adventures on our server. Who needs Thanksgiving dinner when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Join us now and let the good times roll!

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CoincidenceCraft SMP: WeirdWonders

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, Incredible, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, remarkable, serendipity, smp, strange coincidence, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdWonders

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that the server owner is actually a sentient potato who demands sacrifices of golden carrots in exchange for protection from the evil mobs? Well, that’s just a typical day on our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to uncover bizarre coincidences, like stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or discovering a hidden village of villagers who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft – join us now!

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DrunkCraft: Embarrassing Moments

alcohol, alcohol-induced, blackout, cringe-worthy, Drunk, DrunkCraft, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny, hangover, Humiliation, intoxicated, MISTAKES, MOMENTS, Party, party fouls, regret, shame, social faux pas, tipsy

Are you tired of embarrassing yourself in real life while drunk? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can get as drunk as you want without any consequences! Build a giant statue of a dancing llama, ride a pig through a maze of lava, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the virtual club we have set up! Join us now and let loose in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks)!

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MaoMemosLegalWarfare

archival material, Chinese History, Chinese politics, communist party, controversial figure, cultural revolution, Diaries, historical dispute, historical document, History, legal battle, Mao’s secretary, MaoMemosLegalWarfare, memoir, modern China, personal account, political controversy, political history, political intrigue, political memoir, power struggle

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in da land of blockz! we got creepers dat tell u bedtime stories, endermen dat do da cha cha slide, n zombies dat throw epic dance parties!

rumor has it dat Mao’s secretary left his diary in dis server, and now it’s at da center of a legal battle over da history of modern China! u can help uncover da secrets hidden within da diary and maybe even save da world from a zombie apocalypse!

come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a skeleton or two. who knows what crazy shenanigans await u in dis server!

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Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

NoMoreFamilyDutiesMC

CoincidenceCraft SMP: WeirdWonders

DrunkCraft: Embarrassing Moments

MaoMemosLegalWarfare