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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7794 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 51 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
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