Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.
But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the ruins of Robotyne lies a secret stash of diamonds that will make you richer than a Minecraft Steve with a full inventory. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate diamond hoarder?
Join us now and be part of the epic quest to rebuild Robotyne, defeat the evil Russian animals, and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!
Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.
Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.
So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!
Picture this: you’re building your dream castle, when suddenly, a wild anime character appears and offers to help you gather resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and chat with other players about your favorite anime moments. The possibilities are endless on our server, where Frieren’s blessings are sure to bring you good fortune and lots of laughs.
So why wait? Join us today and let Frieren guide you to a world of endless fun, friendship, and anime madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming a true believer in the power of anime!
But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.
Are you tired of dealing with sand niggers and neo-nazi chuds on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance against the might of Israel.
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community like no other. Our players are as strong as the Iron Dome, as creative as a Tel Aviv street artist, and as resourceful as a kibbutz farmer.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Israel is truly invincible in Minecraft and beyond!
Forget about Poland and Russia, come build your own empire in our virtual world. No need to worry about politicians making questionable decisions, the only decisions you’ll be making are what block to place next.
Join us and escape the madness of the real world. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Who needs war when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the politics behind!
Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Be our guest!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power.
So what are you waiting for? Join our underrated Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?
Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape the stench of real life and immerse themselves in a world where personal hygiene is not optional – it’s mandatory! Say goodbye to the funk and hello to a community of fresh-smelling gamers who are ready to conquer the virtual world together.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the stinkers behind. Trust us, your nose will thank you!
plus, like, the cookies here are so good, they’re like magic or something. they make you run faster, jump higher, and even give you the ability to fly.
join this server if you want to be the ultimate minecraft ninja, sneaking around and causing chaos without anyone knowing it was you. it’s like a secret club for the coolest players in the game. come on, you know you want to be a part of the madness.
Dive into Chronicle MC, the freshest Minecraft server on the internet, where exciting new ways of playing await you! Whether you’re a Survival expert, a Creative builder, or a Skyblock enthusiast, we’ve got something for everyone. Experience modern twists on classic gameplay, meet a friendly community, and create memories that will last forever.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join Chronicle MC today!
136.243.171.48
| Features |
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| Custom Tools |
| Custom Textures |
| New Ores |
| Custom Terrain Generation |
| Skill Levels |
| Quarries |
| Claims |
| Vein Miner |
| Vote Rewards |
Discord: https://discord.gg/Ze9THErzuj
We are limited to just 25 slots, and this will not change, as we want to focus purely on our community.
If this sounds like something you’d enjoy, we’d love to have you be a part of our community. Join us at the IP or Discord links above.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How many slots are available on the server? | We are limited to just 25 slots to focus on our community. |
| Do you have plans to reset the world? | We do not have plans to reset the world at all. |
| What unique features does the server offer? | We offer custom tools, textures, new ores, custom terrain generation, skill levels, quarries, claims, vein miner, and vote rewards. |
| Is the server EULA friendly? | Yes, we are EULA friendly and have no pay to win features. |
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a PvP arena where players battle it out on unicorns.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. Join us now and see if you can top his masterpiece with a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake.
So why settle for boring when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence? Come on in and let the chaos begin!
– Our server is ruled by a group of llamas who have a strict “no pants, no entry” policy. That’s right, if you’re not wearing pants, you ain’t getting in! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is you have to defeat a team of evil chickens in a dance-off to access it. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will only communicate through interpretive dance. It’s a real sight to see! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts! – The only way to become a moderator on our server is to defeat the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon. Good luck with that!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!
Imagine the excitement of venturing into off-limits areas, the thrill of breaking the rules, and the drama of getting caught red-handed! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and tension right here in our virtual world?
But don’t worry, we promise a fun and unforgettable experience for all players. Just remember to apologize if you accidentally stumble into someone’s personal space – it’s common courtesy, after all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic adventures, and maybe even a few awkward moments. It’s a virtual world like no other, where anything can happen – even unexpected bedroom visits!
Picture this: a baby shower turned upside down when a mother-in-law reveals a long-kept secret about her husband being adopted. But wait, there’s more! She goes on to claim that she “rescued” him from his birth parents, sending shockwaves through the entire party. And the best part? The husband just sits there, letting it all unfold like a soap opera.
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected family revelations and the drama that follows. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide you with all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories you could ever want? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
we got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory, with more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone.
join us and you’ll be part of epic battles, like when a group of players took on a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with carrots. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found filled with diamonds and emeralds. it was like stumbling upon a leprechaun’s pot of gold, except with more lava traps.
so come on down to the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience. just watch out for those pesky griefers, they’re more dangerous than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.