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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 7177 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 225 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of obsidian. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your crush a stack of enchanted golden apples?
So if you’re tired of trying to impress women with fancy cars and smooth dance moves, come join us on our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is your ability to survive and thrive in a blocky world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you’ll never look at a man the same way again after seeing him conquer the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination.