Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.
Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.
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We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.
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Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.
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Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?
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| Welcome to NorthSMP | |
|---|---|
| Reason to join our SMP | Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed |
| Feedback and Suggestions | We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows. |
| World Border | 75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks. |
| Owners And General Managers | Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag. |
| Server Address | NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Q: Where are the servers located? | A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow. |
| Q: Can I join with my friends? | A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community. |
| Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? | A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players. |
| Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions? | A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat. |
| Q: Is there a limit to the world border size? | A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players. |
You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.
Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.
Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!