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LastChance60k Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of missing out on epic deals like buying Bitcoin below $60k? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the next best investment opportunity! Join us and watch your virtual riches grow as you mine, build, and trade your way to the top. Who needs cryptocurrency when you can have diamond blocks, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays golden eggs. Some say if you find her nest, you’ll be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Others say she’s just a clucker with a knack for pranks. Either way, it’s an egg-citing adventure waiting for you!

So why waste your time on boring old real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual millionaire? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to craft your way to success!

ParentalAdvisory Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Connection, disagreement, extended family, family, Grief, Identity, Loss, loyalty, Minecraft, Naming, ParentalAdvisory, parenting, perspective, relationships, Server, sibling, Support, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, unexpected pregnancies, and questionable name choices!

Picture this: your sister, let’s call her Amanda, is on a mission to win over her in-laws by naming her son after her late husband, Noah. Will they finally accept her and her son into the family? Or will it all end in tears and regret? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between players as they fight for the title of the most outrageous player on the server. Build your own drama-filled storylines and see where they take you. Will you come out on top or end up in a virtual soap opera?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join today!

LavenderLooterNoMore

Boundaries, Community, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, Frustration, gardening, Irritation, lavender, LavenderLooterNoMore, Neighborhood, old woman, personal space, Plant care, Plants, property ownership, property rights, social anxiety

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that no old ladies will steal your lavender! Our virtual plants are safe from any pesky grandmothers looking to snatch them up for their grandchildren.

Join us for a world where you can grow your lavender in peace, without any unwanted advice or cheeky smirks. Our community is dedicated to protecting your virtual property and ensuring that no one messes with your precious plants.

So come on over and escape the real world drama, where you can focus on building and crafting without any interruptions from lavender-stealing grandmas. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

SoloCraft SMP

attention seeking behavior, Communication, emotional intelligence, experiences, Friend, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, only child syndrome, partner, personal development, personality traits, psychological effects, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, sibling dynamics, smp, Social Skills, societal expectations, SoloCraft, Stereotypes, upbringing

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re suffering from “only player syndrome”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect cure for your solo gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers wear top hats, and pigs ride on saddled chickens. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets a pet dragon. Yes, you heard that right, a PET DRAGON.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to “only player syndrome” forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CreeperFamilyFun

bizarre behavior, CreeperFamilyFun, eccentric family members, eccentric relatives, family dynamics, family idiosyncrasies, family traditions, odd behaviors, odd family traditions, offbeat behaviors, peculiar behaviors, peculiar traditions, quirky family traditions, strange family rituals, strange habits, unconventional behaviors, unconventional practices, unique quirks, unusual customs, unusual family dynamics, weird family habits

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of your pet goldfish using only diamond blocks.

Our community is filled with players who have the most bizarre behaviors and attitudes, like one player who insists on only communicating in dolphin noises or another who believes they are actually a wizard in real life.

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urges to wear a chicken costume in public that may occur while playing on our server.)

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, civilian casualties, conflict in Middle East, explosions, gaza, Hamas, Hamas attacks, Hamas rockets, Hamas targets, international news, Israel, Israeli cities, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, missile attacks, Palestinian militants, Rockets, Server, Tel Aviv, Tel Aviv explosions, terror attacks., Terrorism, violence

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	8621	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Crops Grown:	1644

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow stuff up like hamas in tel aviv with rockets! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, it’s a blast! build your own bomb shelter and survive the chaos. you never know what will happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up your house or a zombie will eat your brains. it’s a wild ride, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

ZarifCraft: 11 Day Resignation

11 days, administration, cabinet, current events, Day, Government, iran, Iranian politics, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, News, office, official statement, political instability, political turmoil, QUITS.., resignation, resignation letter, short-lived tenure, vice president, Zarif, ZarifCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mines Excavated:	2746
Farms Harvested:	188	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server where the vice president quits after only 11 days? sounds like a wild ride, amirite? come join us for some crazy adventures and see if u can last longer than 11 days in our wacky world. who knows, maybe u’ll become the new vice president and quit after 10 days just to one-up zarif. it’s all about the drama and chaos on this server, so come on and join the fun!

BirdsOfTheUrbanJungle

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4498
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Votes:	2064	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where the birds are not only flying, but they’re also packing some serious antibiotic-resistant bacteria! imagine battling a giant chicken boss that shoots out superbugs at you, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a fun way.

our server is located in a post-apocalyptic city where the birds have mutated into super bacteria carriers. explore the polluted rivers and landfill sites filled with dangerous bacteria, but don’t worry, you can always build yourself a hazmat suit out of diamond blocks to protect yourself.

join us now and experience the thrill of fighting off antibiotic-resistant birds while trying to survive in a city overrun by mutated creatures. it’s like a science fiction movie, but with more crafting and less plot coherence. come on, what are you waiting for? the birds are waiting for you!

Slow Sloths Survival – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

Adventure, Arena, Average, battle, BUILD, Claims, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Fun, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Protection, Ranks, Safeguard, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sloths, Slow, Survival, Ultimate, vibrant

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?	Version 1.20.6 and later
What features does the server offer?	Land claims, rewarding rank system, dynamic economy, dedicated PvP arena
Is the server peaceful outside of PvP arena?	Yes, we aim to keep things peaceful outside of PvP battles

MysteryCraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the Bermuda Triangle of Minecraft – mysterious, misunderstood, and full of surprises!

Join us if you dare to explore the hidden secrets of a land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that our server is home to a tribe of talking creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One player even claimed to have been turned into a block of cheese for a whole week!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this land, anything is possible!