Paul Murtha Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanter

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	2087	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the most outrageous quests and challenges. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while fighting off a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered. How about building a giant toilet made entirely of diamonds? Sure, why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Bedlam, where players compete in a no-holds-barred battle royale on a floating island made entirely of bedrock. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets

addiction, Annual, Cannabis, criminal, drug report, Drugs, enforcement, Global, hallucinogens, health, HIGH, illicit market, Justice, legalization, Marijuana, Markets, policy, psychedelic, PsychoCraft, Renaissance, Shrinkin, substance abuse, Times, trends, UN

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!

MosquitoCraft: Bite-Free Zone!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have biologicaly altered mosquitoes that can’t bite humans! imagine the chaos of a world without itchy bug bites! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons! and get this, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers! so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

PlastiCraft: Microplastic Mayhem

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We got a whole bunch of plastic stuff going on here, like a plastisphere-enriched mobile resistome in aquatic environments. Yeah, you heard me right, we’re all about that plastic life!

Our microplastics associated microbiota is off the chain, enriching antibiotic resistance genes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, we even enhance gene mobility through mobile genetic elements. How insane is that?!

Join us on this wild ride and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of the Plastiome crew? Don’t miss out on all the plastic-tastic fun, come and join us now!

The Earth Factions

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Meteorites Collected:	2

welcome to The Earth Factions! We are an Earth server centred around world building nations, towns and history on a Minecraft Java 1.20.6 server using the Towny plugin.

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Prosper SMP: Vanilla Survival Server – Now with Bluemap, Discord, and a Voice Plugin! (Age 16+)

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8435
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
What does the Discord server offer?	The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected.
Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ores Mined:	7989	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2364

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

HadithCraft Minecraft Server

#Quran, Country, FAITH, favourite hadith, HadithCraft, Islam, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic heritage, Islamic history, Islamic principles, Islamic quotes, Islamic sayings, Islamic teachings, Islamic traditions, Islamic values, Islamic wisdom, Minecraft, Muslim, Prophet Muhammad, religious quotes, Server, spirituality

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Potions Brewed:	70
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic Hadith battles where players compete to see who can recite the most outrageous Hadith in their country. From flying camels to talking donkeys, you never know what kind of wacky Hadith you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server also features a special “Halal or Not” mini-game where players have to guess whether certain activities are considered halal or haram. Trust us, you’ll be surprised by some of the answers!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew Hadith could be so much fun?

RedHotBridesmaid

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Do you want to unleash your inner bombshell and show off those legs that have been hidden away for too long? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the most glamorous and drama-filled wedding ever!

Imagine a world where the bride is a stunning Selena and the Maid of Honor is a bombshell Hailey, both trying to outshine each other in the most fabulous way possible. With dress choices that range from demure to full-on glam, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Witness the bride rejecting dresses for making models look “fat” and the Maid of Honor getting wolf whistles for her daring fashion choices. Who will steal the show at this virtual wedding extravaganza? Join now and find out!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With fashion drama at every turn and outrageous dress codes to follow, only the boldest players will survive. Are you ready to strut your stuff and show the world your inner bombshell? Then join us and let the fashion games begin!

InstantLingo Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be speaking in tongues in no time! Literally, because we have a magical language-learning feature that allows you to instantly become fluent in any language you choose. Want to impress your friends with your newfound Klingon skills? Done. Need to negotiate with a group of Spanish-speaking villagers? No problem. Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about expanding your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly awesome way possible. So come join us and start chatting up a storm in languages you never knew existed!