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  • Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

    Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 8700
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ores Mined: 3172
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Players Killed by Monsters: 7629
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

    InventFailz – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 7647
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8060
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 225 Rune Stones Activated: 5

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NeverlandCraft

    NeverlandCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5897
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 449 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Crops Grown: 5132 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

    We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

    So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

    CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 5851
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

    imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

    so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

    ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 6123
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

    LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 5052
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 181 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 6970
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 224 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Emeralds Found: 1146 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

    NoHubbyNoPartyCraft
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 3044
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

    So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

    Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 3220
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

    So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

    CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 2693
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1846 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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