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Luigi Is A Patsy Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!

But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!

PatsyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Backstage, biden, Conspiracy, cover up, detection canines, Disinformation, Event, Government, incel, Minecraft, Misinformation, motives, Patsy, PatsyCraft, POL, Rally, SECURITY, Server, Shooter, theory, Threats, Whistleblowers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4538
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history. Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be uncovering government secrets and exposing corrupt politicians!

Our server is so wild that even whistleblowers have approached us with insider information. We’re talking about loose security events, backstage access for anyone, and even detection canines being neglected. Who needs diamonds when you have top-secret intel?

And don’t even get us started on the assassination plots. Biden, incels, patsies – it’s all connected on our server. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there!

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Votes:	6790
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Emeralds Found:	4979	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Animals Bred:	80
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Buildings Constructed:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

BlockBlastersMC

airstrikes, apartment blocks, BlockBlastersMC, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, emergency response, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kharkiv, military aggression, Political unrest, russia, Ukraine, violence, War, War Crimes, world news, wounded civilians

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	3540	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

TRAVEL MC

Adventure, building, Community, Cracked, Creative, Experience, Friends, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pe, Premium, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TRAVEL MC

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

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SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

Minecraft, Plasmovoice, Private, SABEX, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	38
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

serversabex.online

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4329
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Items Found:	6054	Dragon Eggs Found:	2771
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

Autumn fun edition, balance adjustments, beginner guide, beginner resources, character overview, Combos, digital art compendium, discord communities, FAQ, Friends, gameplay wiki, general, Get Gr8, History, match videos, merch, Minecraft, official discord, online tournaments, psn discord, Resets, season 1 pass, Server, Skullgirls, Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Skullgirls General, slapfest

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	521073
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, awakening, Captivating, Conclusion, creativity, DreamCraft, dreams, emotions, escapism, Experience, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, longing, Memory, Reflection, Sleep, storytelling, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, vivid, wishful

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	2010
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!