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ZenMindZonkedOut – Minecraft SMP

calmness, inner peace, meditation, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental silence, mental stillness, mental tranquility, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Peace, quiet mind, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, ZenMindZonkedOut

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5485	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Are you tired of living in a world where your mind is as quiet as a library during finals week? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a chaotic, non-stop rollercoaster of madness that will make your brain feel like it’s on a never-ending vacation in the Bahamas.

From explosive creeper parties to epic llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to your peaceful, serene existence. Embrace the chaos, embrace the insanity, and most importantly, embrace the fun!

BdayBlockBizarre

atypical presents, BdayBlockBizarre, bizarre birthday gifts, curious gifts, eccentric gifts, funny birthday gifts, novel gifts, odd birthday presents, offbeat gifts, outlandish gifts, peculiar birthday presents, peculiar presents, quirky gifts, strange birthday gifts, uncommon gifts, unconventional gifts, Unique gift ideas, unusual presents, wacky presents, weird birthday gift, whimsical gifts

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Have you ever brought a live llama to a birthday party? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable birthday celebrations you’ve ever seen. From exploding cake mobs to surprise party raids, you never know what to expect on our server. So grab your party hat and come join the fun – just watch out for the flying pigs!

MonsterAlFayed’s Minecraft Server

#metoo movement, Abused, Accountability, Accusers, Al Fayed, allegations, Former Harrods Boss, Harassment, high profile case, Justice, Lawyers, legal proceedings, Minecraft, Monster, MonsterAlFayeds, power dynamics, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, uk news, victim advocacy, workplace misconduct, young women

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of al fayed being a ‘monster’ and abusing young women LMAO. we got lawyers for his accusers in the game too, fighting for justice and stuff. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s wild. plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil bosses and save the day. join now for a crazy adventure you won’t forget!

BombCraft: Ukraine Edition

airstrikes, Armed Forces, BombCraft, Conflict Resolution, defense systems, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, global security, guided bombs, international conflict, military aggression, military drones, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, UAVs, Ukraine, War Crimes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

come join our minecraft server, where the only bombs dropping are the sick beats in our virtual dance parties! forget about real-world conflicts, we’re too busy building giant statues of llamas and racing pigs through obstacle courses. plus, our resident hacker can make your character fly like a majestic unicorn. join us now and let’s create chaos and laughter together in this pixelated paradise!

Hybrid COVID XEC Server

Contagious, coronavirus news, covid, COVID strain, COVID variant XEC, epidemiology, global health crisis, healthcare precautions, Hybrid, Hybrid COVID variant, Infectious Disease, new strain, pandemic response, pandemic update, public health, respiratory illness, Server, viral evolution, viral outbreak, viral spread, viral transmission, virus mutation, XEC

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

hey y’all, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, dis server is like da COVID variant XEC of Minecraft servers – it’s more contagious dan a yawn in a boring meeting!

imagine a world where creepers explode into confetti, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and diamonds rain from da sky like glitter at a rave. dat’s da kind of chaos you’ll find on dis server.

we got custom plugins dat will blow your mind, like a disco ball dat follows you around and plays your favorite tunes, or a magic wand dat turns all da mobs into cute lil puppies. who wouldn’t wanna join dis madness?

plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret hidden treasure on da server, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying without wings or shooting fireballs from your eyes. sounds crazy, right? well, dat’s just da tip of da iceberg on dis server.

so come on, join us and experience da wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, BOUGHTER, Builders, Buildings, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Goods, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Server, Shop, Store, Survival, Survivalists, TEAM, Territories, Tools

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	236
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

hype.bestixworld.ru

Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, Boogaloo, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Electric, enriched, Exploration, explosive, Fun, java, Monsters, multiplayer, Non-Whitelisted, Player-owned, Resources, RPG, Server, smp, Survival, welcome

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Crops Grown:	6451
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Charged Creeper Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
QoL Features	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Sell items at your chosen price with a player-owned economy
Multiplatform Support	Play with friends on different MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord Channel	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and useful resources
Custom Help Menu	24/7 resource for assistance

Charged Creeper Server FAQ

Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. You can join anytime.

How can I join the server?

For Java version, use the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock version, use port 25566.

What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include lite RPG elements, player-owned economy, custom monsters, and multiplatform support.

Is there a website or Discord channel for the server?

Yes, you can visit the website and join the Discord channel for more information.

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Farms Harvested:	348	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9345
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6628

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	422	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Star Shards Collected:	261	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!