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Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Animals Bred:	115	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	272	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	770891	Dragon Eggs Found:	6687
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	159	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mines Excavated:	3058	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2043	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	103	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!