Pato Borguetti Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanterCraft

BlockyBanterCraft, deportation, deported, difficult decision, difficult living situation, family, family dynamics, Household, illegal entry, illegal immigrants, immigration, living situation, overcrowded, overcrowding, Police, privacy, Report, sham marriage, sharing, stress, VISAS

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crops Grown:	1914	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your overcrowded house with random strangers who think vacuuming at 7am is a good idea? Look no further, we’ve got the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and build your own virtual paradise where you can have your own bedroom, shower whenever you want (without it breaking three times a week), and keep your diary safe from nosy relatives. No need to worry about sharing food or having to hide it like it’s a precious treasure – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last diamond block.

And the best part? No fake visas or sham marriages here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination. So come on over and leave the drama behind – because on our server, the only thing getting deported is your stress and worries. Join now and start building your dream world today!

BreakupCraft SMP

biggest killer, BreakupCraft, Communication, dishonesty, financial issues, Infidelity, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of appreciation, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of intimacy, lack of quality time, lack of respect, poor conflict resolution, relationships, smp, social media, Technology, Trust, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Star Shards Collected:	246	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to life’s most burning questions, like what is the biggest killer of relationships nowadays? Is it creepers blowing up your house? Is it accidentally hitting your friend’s pet wolf with a diamond sword? Or is it simply not sharing your enchanted golden apples? Find out on our server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “TNT explosion!” Join now for a chance to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your diamonds).

CraftyCrisis

breakdown, Chaos, confusion, CraftyCrisis, Crisis, Disaster, Distress, emergency, extreme stress, fear, helplessness, HysteriA, Incompetence, irrational behavior, Meltdown, Panic, poor decision making, shock, Trauma, unpreparedness, worst reaction

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Have you ever seen someone panic so hard during an emergency that they accidentally started building a house instead of calling for help? Well, if you want to witness more hilarious chaos like that, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness, where players are more likely to accidentally set themselves on fire than actually complete a mission. But hey, who needs boring old emergencies when you can have epic fails and epic wins in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most bizarre reactions to emergencies (or lack thereof), then come join us on our server. Just remember, when in doubt, build a house!

UkraineCraft Server: 600K Russian Losses

000, 600, 600k, Break, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Fighting, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, MARK, Military, News, Personnel Losses, putin, Russian, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchantments Applied:	216
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than russia losing 600,000 soldiers in a game of chicken with ukraine! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join just to see what all the fuss is about. we have more explosions than a fireworks show on the fourth of july and more drama than a kardashian family reunion. come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – it’s the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe!

HeliGuard vs FPV: Russia Edition

aerospace, aircraft, Aviation, countermeasures, Defense, Drone Detection, Edition, FPV, FPV Drones, helicopters, HeliGuard, innovation, Military, national security, Protect, russia, scrambles, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, threat, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Potions Brewed:	138	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: Russia is going crazy trying to protect their helicopters from FPV drones, right? Well, on our server, you can join in on the action and help protect the choppers yourself! Fly your own drone and take down those pesky helicopters before they even know what hit ’em! It’s a wild ride full of adrenaline and explosions, so what are you waiting for? Join now and show those helicopters who’s boss! #DroneSquadGoals #RussiaAintGotNothinOnUs

All the Creat modpack & public server with moddles of fun!

Active players, claim-chunk, creat, Datapack, dedicated machine., Discord, Distant Horizon, Endgame, Fun, gameplay, Items, landscapes, Mechanics, Modded, moddles, Modpack, modrinth, Public, public server, recipes, Server, Structures, Tectonic, Terralith, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Public Minecraft server for the Create modpack
Features	Pre-generated world with Vanilla+ and Create structures, tools and weapons modified for Create mechanics, compatible with Distant Horizon mod, lag-free gameplay on dedicated server
Active Players	Around ten active players daily
Modpack Link	All The Create Modpack
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can access the server directly from the modpack’s main menu.

Q: What is the server’s claim-chunk system?

A: The server has a claim-chunk system where players can claim and protect their land from others.

Q: Are there any special commands available on the server?

A: Yes, there are basic commands available to players on the server for convenience.

Q: Is the world regularly reset?

A: Yes, structures in the world are regularly reset to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Q: Is the server performance reliable?

A: The server is hosted on a high-performance dedicated machine to ensure lag-free gameplay for all players.

GameShowCraft Server

Argument, Competition, Contestant, disagreement, Dispute, Entertainment, family, gameshow, GameShowCraft, girl, image, MIRROR, question.., quiz, Reflection, right answer, Server, Show, television, tonight, Watching, wrong answer

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ores Mined:	5014	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Potions Brewed:	21	Love Letters Sent:	15

Join our Minecraft server and settle all your family arguments with a virtual gameshow where the answers are always outrageous! We guarantee that looking in the mirror will never be the same again, as you’ll see yourself transformed into a blocky pixelated version of your wildest dreams. Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old gameshow on TV when you can join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience?

CraftyCash SMP – Mining for Minecraft SMP Bucks!

Analysis, Bucks, budgeting, cost analysis, CraftyCash, economic impact, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial future, Financial goals, financial health, Financial implications, financial literacy, financial management, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial strategies, Investments, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, Mining, money management, personal finance, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	2317
Mines Excavated:	3186	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed in your life!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, treasure hunts for diamonds hidden in the clouds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our SMP, you’ll have the chance to win real-life prizes like a lifetime supply of virtual cookies, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a one-on-one dance-off with a creeper (spoiler alert: they’ve got some killer moves).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your diamond pickaxe will thank you.

WifeSmokeNoGoAITA

addiction, arguments, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, family, financial issues, habits, health, money management, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, smoking, stress, Support, Twins, WifeSmokeNoGoAITA

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your spouse’s smoking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your wife’s smoking habits. In fact, we guarantee that after just one hour of playing, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what cigarettes are!

And if your wife ever asks you to buy her cigarettes again, just tell her you’re too busy mining for diamonds on our server. Who needs cigarettes when you have virtual riches to uncover? So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind – including your wife’s smoking habit!

MovieMoment Minecraft SMP

Cinematic, cinematic experience, dramatic, Dreamlike, eXtraordinary, extraordinary event, fairytale, FANTASY, life experiences, MAGICAL, memorable, Minecraft, movie moment, MovieMoment, once in a lifetime, plot twist, smp, Storybook, surreal, surreal moment, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3807
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	248
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Runes Activated:	5

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away in your cozy little cave, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you like they’re in a synchronized flash mob. Just as you think it’s all over, a mysterious figure swoops in on a flying pig and saves the day. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft SMP.

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.